The Bizarre World of Florida

Naked woman with knife chased boyfriend in neighborhood May 4, 2015

A Fort Myers woman was arrested Tuesday morning after deputies found her running through the Pine Manor neighborhood naked chasing her boyfriend with a knife in hand.

635659392208280697-washingtonAccording to an arrest report from the Lee County Sheriff’s Office, 20-year-old Rolchika Washington was chasing her boyfriend of three years, Guerson Lapimarede, 26, after an argument over money. The incident occurred on Third Avenue.

Washington told deputies the argument stemmed from an incident the day before where she found money missing from her wallet. After a physical altercation the next day, Washington armed herself with the knife.

Washington’s roommate said she heard the two arguing in the bedroom and then watched Washington run toward Lapimarede with a knife. Washington’s roommate ran out of the house and dialed 911.

Washington was charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon without intent to kill. She is being held at the Lee County Jail on $10,000 bond.


Nude dude tried to carjack man offering him clothes April 24, 2015

A man was arrested Tuesday afternoon after he was accused of trying to steal a car while naked from a man who offered him clothes.


At 3:25 p.m., 32-year-old Ganzo Keith Haynes was in the buff and ambling along on the 2800 block Southwest 40th Avenue when he came upon a man beside a vehicle who offered him a chance to cover up. The man told Gainesville police officers he reached into his car for some clothing and Haynes grabbed his neck and began to choke him, according to a jail booking report.

Haynes told the man to get on the ground and hand over the keys to the car, according to the report. Haynes’ grip eventually forced the man down, and then he told him he no longer wanted the keys.

Haynes then ran away, and GPD officers eventually caught up with him. He told them he was naked because he had been drinking and that he grabbed the man in an attempt to get away after the man tried to unbuckle his own pants, the report states.

Haynes was arrested on a charge of carjacking and booked into the Alachua County jail, where he remained Wednesday awaiting a bond hearing.


Traffic stopper: Woman accused of lifting shirt, rubbing herself April 17, 2015

A Crestview woman faces probation after allegedly soliciting an undercover officer for sex.

stacie-nicole-mooreStacie Nicole Moore, 23, pleaded no contest to solicitation of prostitution on April 1. Sentencing was withheld, and she was placed on probation to run concurrent to a felony probation she is already serving until February 2018.

She also faces charges for felony violation of probation.

Crestview Police officers took a report that a woman, later identified as Moore, was attempting to stop vehicles and “lifting her shirt rubbing on herself” on March 18 around 4 p.m., according to the arrest report. They received similar complaints about a woman, who police believe is Moore, for a few days.

Officers saw the woman and sent an undercover officer in with an unmarked vehicle, the report said. Eventually, negotiations ended in agreement for sexual favors, according to the report.

Moore was arrested and admitted to agreeing to have sex for $40, saying she needed to help take care of her dying mother, the report said.


Naked man yelled he was a god, had sex with tree April 16, 2015

A Florida man believed to be high on flakka, a drug that authorities say is sweeping the state, attacked a Brevard police officer after twice being shocked with a Taser while repeatedly saying he was God, according to officials.

weirdKenneth Crowder, 41, of Melbourne, was arrested Friday on charges of battery on a law enforcement officer, resisting with violence and assault with a deadly weapon on a law enforcement officer.

According to a Melbourne police report, Crowder was spotted by witnesses running naked through a Melbourne neighborhood, yelling that he was a god before committing a sexual act on a tree.

A Melbourne police officer went to the area and confronted Crowder, who was wearing blue jeans and a T-shirt, officials said.

Crowder walked toward the officer in an aggressive manner and identified himself as God, according to police.

The officer used a Taser on Crowder, but he pulled the probes out of his body and continued to fight, police said.  Crowder was shocked a second time, but he again pulled out the probes and went at the officer with clenched fists, according to police.

The officer punched Crowder in the face and a scrum ensued, with Crowder saying that he was Thor and trying to stab the officer with the officer’s badge, police said.

Other officers arrived and helped subdue Crowder, who was handcuffed and shackled, police said.

Flakka is the a variation of synthetic substances known as bath salts and delivers a cheap, powerful high while acting as an amphetamine, according to officials.  The drug can be snorted, smoked or taken by mouth and can cause violent behavior, officials said.

“We have spoken to some medical professionals here and they are starting to see an increase in its use (in Brevard County),” Melbourne police spokesman Dan Lynch said.  “It’s already in South Florida, and we think it’s coming here.”

Crowder, whose mugshot shows him with a black eye, was booked into the Brevard County Jail Complex. He later posted bond and was released.

In 2011, federal authorities banned a number of the chemicals used in bath salts. The active ingredient in flakka, however, has not yet been banned, authorities said.


‘Hot’ woman drives wearing nothing but her underwear April 11, 2015

An 18-year-old woman who was driving with no clothes on told Fort Pierce police it was “real, real, real, real, real, real hot.”

Ruffolo_Niomie_mugThe case began shortly before 11 p.m. March 20 as police spotted a Volkswagen on Seaway Drive traveling without the headlights on, an affidavit states.Investigators wound up throwing her in the cooler – the St. Lucie County jail – on a DUI charge after she took field sobriety exercises.

Police stopped the VW and spoke to the driver, Niomie Ruffolo, of Lake City. She was sweating, and her pupils were dilated.

“I noticed that she was not wearing any clothing,” the affidavit states.

Police asked her to get out of the VW, and she put on a sweatshirt.

“As she exited, I could tell that she was only wearing her underwear,” the affidavit states.

Ruffolo denied boozing or taking drugs.

Asked what was wrong with her headlights, Ruffolo said, “one light is out.”

“A Volkswagen is a German car … you just can’t find a dealership … you have to go to a Volkswagen type of dealership,” Ruffolo is quoted as saying. “Where’s one, in Gainesville, I don’t know.”

Police told her a Volkswagen dealership is in Fort Pierce on South U.S. 1.

When queried as to why her sweater was on inside out and backwards, Ruffolo said, “Because I’m in underwear and a bra, because it’s real, real, real, real, real, real hot.”

A specific temperature reading of “real, real, real, real, real, real hot” was not listed.

Ruffolo then said she no longer was hot. She had abrasions and an apparent black eye, and she said she was “jumped” the day before.

Ruffolo took field sobriety exercises and was jailed on a DUI charge.

Breath tests measured no alcohol in her blood, which police described as “not consistent with her level of impairment.”

Investigators got a urine sample for analysis.

It could be argued that Ruffolo may benefit from a “real, real, real, real, real, real” good lawyer.


Man caught masturbating in Kissimmee Walmart April 2, 2015

An Orlando man is accused of masturbating in a Kissimmee Walmart, damaging property with his bodily fluids, and following around a woman while listening to audio pornography, court records show.

davisA Walmart security guard spotted Taylor Davis, 20, in the infants’ department of the Walmart on Vineland Road Tuesday evening, listening to headphones and touching himself through a hole he cut inside his black hooded sweatshirt, records show.

Davis saw a woman he thought was attractive and started following her around, he later told a deputy sheriff.

The security guard saw Davis take his hands out of his sweatshirt and wipe bodily fluids onto three boxes of Hefty trash bags, records show.

The boxes had to be thrown away, and the security guard called the sheriff’s office.

An Osceola County deputy sheriff found Davis in a green Nissan Altima in the parking lot.

Davis told the deputy he has a problem controlling himself and asked for help, records show. He has masturbated in public in other places before, he told the deputy.
Davis was charged with disorderly conduct and criminal mischief.

He was released from Osceola County Jail Wednesday on a $750 bond.


Naked man taunts neighbor, touches himself

A Boca Raton man was arrested Monday after he stood outside in his underwear, yelled expletives at his neighbor and his young daughter and then began touching himself in a sexual manner, police said.

glynnBoca Raton police said they got a call just before 7 p.m. about a man, Michael Glynn, 48, who was harassing his neighbors across the canal in the 3400 block of Northeast Sixth Drive.

The caller said he and his daughter had returned home at about 6:30 p.m. His daughter, who is a minor, took the dog outside for a walk shortly thereafter and saw Glynn standing across the canal, according to the arrest report.

Glynn started throwing things at the man’s boat, then began calling his daughter and wife derogatory names. He pulled down his underpants and started grabbing his genitals, according to the report, and then started gyrating in a sexual manner. He then flipped off the family and said they were wimps.

Glynn told the man he should come over and fight him, but the man called police instead.

When officers went to Glynn’s house, he told them he didn’t want to talk to them and that they should just take him to jail.

Glynn is charged with committing a lewd or lascivious act and exposure of sexual organs. He is being held at the Palm Beach County Jail on $4,000 bail.



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