The Bizarre World of Florida

Patrol car is like a red flag to a bull April 30, 2015

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Talk about getting caught in the act — and that is a bunch of bull.

A wayward bull damaged a woman’s car and a deputy’s cruiser in an Alachua County neighborhood Monday while apparently looking for love.

A photo posted to the Alachua County Sheriff’s Office Facebook page shows the bull mounting the cruiser.


“Around 9:15, deputies responded to the 21400 block of NE 12th Avenue to a report of a bull out and in a yard. Here is a picture from that call. Apparently, the bull wanted to stay out longer….. Just another day at the Sheriff’s Office!!!” the Facebook post stated.

The woman’s car sustained extensive damage, and the deputy’s cruiser was scratched.

No one was injured in the incident.

As of Monday afternoon, the bull’s owner had not been located.  If no one comes forward to claim the animal, it will be sold at auction.


Traffic stopper: Woman accused of lifting shirt, rubbing herself April 17, 2015

A Crestview woman faces probation after allegedly soliciting an undercover officer for sex.

stacie-nicole-mooreStacie Nicole Moore, 23, pleaded no contest to solicitation of prostitution on April 1. Sentencing was withheld, and she was placed on probation to run concurrent to a felony probation she is already serving until February 2018.

She also faces charges for felony violation of probation.

Crestview Police officers took a report that a woman, later identified as Moore, was attempting to stop vehicles and “lifting her shirt rubbing on herself” on March 18 around 4 p.m., according to the arrest report. They received similar complaints about a woman, who police believe is Moore, for a few days.

Officers saw the woman and sent an undercover officer in with an unmarked vehicle, the report said. Eventually, negotiations ended in agreement for sexual favors, according to the report.

Moore was arrested and admitted to agreeing to have sex for $40, saying she needed to help take care of her dying mother, the report said.


Gun-toting suspect found having sex in car April 16, 2015

Orlando police looking for a man with a gun Friday night made their arrest while the suspect was having sex in the back seat of an SUV, records show.

gunsJaudohn Hicks repeatedly declined to raise his hands.

“I instructed the occupants to put their ‘Hands Up’ and shined my flashlight in the vehicle,” stated the arrest report. “I again instructed him to put his hands up multiple times however he continued reaching down in front of him…eventually he put them out the rear-left window.”

Shortly before the 10:30 p.m. arrest at 5258 N. Orange Blossom Trail, two women stopped a police officer on foot patrol at Nassau Bay Apartments and said a man wearing camouflage pants had walked by them with a pistol in his hand, records show.

When 27-year-old Hicks was ordered to get out of the SUV and lay on the ground, the officer noticed that he “had camouflage pants down around his ankles.”

A 9 mm. Taurus pistol was found on the floorboards along with a half-gram of marijuana in one of Hick’s pockets. He was charged with illegal possession of a concealed weapon and drug possession.

His companion was not arrested.


Woman kicked deputy in groin, then offered oral sex April 6, 2015

Palm Beach County Sheriff’s deputies took a 23-year-old woman into custody after a complaint that she repeatedly offered bar patrons oral sex for money and refused to leave.

Mugshot-Beatrize-Carrion-MooreAccording to the arrest report by PBSO, Beatrize Carrion-Moore is charged with trespassing after warning, resisting arrest with violence and battery on a law enforcement officer.

Deputies responded to Boonies Bar at 14555 Southern Blvd. in West Palm Beach Friday night in response to a report of an unwanted guest.

Deputies spoke to the bar manager, who said she was having trouble with an intoxicated patron.

The manager told deputies that a week earlier she had an issue with the same woman who was offering oral sex to customers for money, the report said.

The woman, later identified as Carrion-Moore, became angry when she was asked once again in the presence of the deputy to leave the establishment and said that it was not right that she was being asked to leave, the report said.

When deputy attempted to place Carrion-Moore in handcuffs, she pulled away and was able to slip out of the cuffs, according to the report.

After a brief struggle, both the deputy and Carrion-Moore fell to the ground. When deputies tried to seat Carrion-Moore in the patrol car, she tried to climb up the side of the door panel in an attempt at resistance, the report said. She began repeatedly kicking at deputies, ultimately hitting a deputy in his upper thigh and groin several times, the report said.

Once she was secured in the back of the patrol car, Carrion-Moore continued to offer the deputy oral sex in exchange for letting her go. The sequence of events was captured on car audio and video surveillance.

Carrion-Moore was booked in the Palm Beach County jail and has been released.


Man accused of exposing self in Wendy’s drive-thru March 30, 2015

Orange County deputies arrested a man after they say he exposed himself to a Wendy’s drive-thru worker on Friday morning.

Nicholas-Garrison-jpgNicholas Garrison, 23, has been charged with exposure of sexual organs in the incident at the Wendy’s on Central Florida Parkway.

Deputies said Garrison drove up to the window and ordered a glass of water at 1 a.m. Friday and when the worker opened the window, Garrison was touching himself inappropriately.

The workers took pictures and video of the incident and called 911, according to the report.

Garrison was arrested on by deputies and booked into Orange County Jail.


Man accused of shoplifting adult pleasure device

The buzz in Vero Beach on March 16 was at Spencer’s in the Indian River Mall.

oscar_gil_mugA store manager told an Indian River County Sheriff’s deputy that a male and female walked in the store’s adult toy section where the female selected a vibrator.That’s where an 18-year-old man stands accused of absconding with a vibrator after a female friend picked up the pleasuring device and proclaimed, “I want this,” an affidavit states.

After she expressed her desire to possess the $12.99 erotic device, the male plucked it from its packaging and pocketed it.

They proceeded past all points of sale without paying.

The store manager evidently got bad vibes from the male, identified as Oscar Gil, of Fort Pierce, and stopped him.

A deputy asked to speak with Gil. He said he swiped the sex toy, the make and model of which were not included in the affidavit, after his female friend told him she wanted it.

“Gil told me there was no reason he took it and that he was just ‘stupid,’” the affidavit states.

Gil was arrested on a misdemeanor shoplifting/retail theft charge.


Couple Arrested For Having Sex In Front Of Youngsters Near Florida Playground March 25, 2015

An amorous couple is facing criminal charges after they were spotted having sex in front of a group of children near a Florida playground, according to cops.


Danielle Stager, 26, and Shane Johnson, 38, were initially observed late Friday afternoon with their pants down while next to a tree near the playground in Greenacres, a city about 10 miles from Palm Beach.

A quartet of youngsters–none of whom was older than 10–told police that they spotted the pantsless pair.

By the time cops responded to a call about the public sex, they discovered that Stager and Johnson had relocated to a nearby truck, where they were continuing to have sex (Stager’s feet were dangling out the driver’s side door while Johnson kneeled above her).

Upon spotting the police, Stager announced, “Shane, we are going to jail.”

Seen in the above mug shots, Stager and Johnson were each charged with lewd and lascivious behavior and booked into the Palm Beach County jail on the misdemeanor count. Both were subsequently released from custody after posting bond.



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