The Bizarre World of Florida

Woman found nude with man in parked car facing drug charges February 8, 2015

A woman who was found “unclothed” with a man in the back of a car at a park is facing drug charges.

nicole-leigh-griffinAn Okaloosa County Sheriff’s deputy noticed the car parked at a park at 2:36 a.m. on Jan. 22, according to the arrest report. When he investigated further, he found a man and woman “unclothed” in the backseat of the car.

The man gave the deputy permission to search the vehicle, the report said. While searching, the deputy found a purse on the front passenger seat.

Nicole Leigh Griffin said the purse was hers and allowed the deputy to search it, according to the report. The deputy found five pills, later identified as controlled substances.

Griffin said the man had a prescription and had given them to her to hold, the report said. The man said he had a prescription, but had given them to Griffin because she was having trouble sleeping.

Griffin was charged with possession of a controlled substance without a prescription.


Naked man accused of masturbating outside apartment complex February 4, 2015

A man who was naked and masturbating outside an apartment building was tackled by a resident after the man ran away and jumped into a lake, according to the Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office.

JeffDeputies said they got a call just after 1 a.m. on Monday from a resident of the Colony Club Drive apartments in West Boynton about a man masturbating outside her window. She said the man has been to the complex many times naked and masturbating, but runs away when she tells him she’s calling police, deputies said.

This time, however, her friend chased down the man and detained him until deputies got to the scene. They found Jeff Saintil, 25, naked on the ground being subdued by a man — the caller’s friend.

The man told deputies he went up to Saintil and told him that he needed to stop masturbating outside, according to an arrest report. When Saintil took off, he followed him as he jumped into a lake and tackled him after he got out.
Saintil is charged with indecent exposure, simple assault and resisting an officer. He was released from the Palm Beach County Jail on Monday.


Man’s own security camera caught him exposing himself to neighbor

A West Park man’s home surveillance video recorded him performing an indecent act outside his house, the Broward Sheriff’s Office says.

UntitledA neighbor complained to a deputy that Gary Palmer, 49, was clad only in a green bathrobe as he stood in his yard at lunchtime Monday and masturbated while staring in the direction of her and her 2-year-old child, according to Deputy Wilinne Renard’s report.

Palmer was arrested at his home on Harvard Road after he allowed deputies to view security footage that showed him behaving as the neighbor described, Renard’s report said.

Deputies confiscated the robe and the digital video recorder.

During Palmer’s first court appearance Tuesday, Broward Judge John “Jay” Hurley ordered a $25,000 bond.

Though Palmer was charged with lewd and lascivious behavior against a child, the judge found there was no evidence the toddler witnessed Palmer’s alleged actions because the police report said the mother took her child indoors.

Hurley said there were reasonable grounds to support a misdemeanor charge of indecent exposure against Palmer.

Assistant Public Defender Dale Miller protested the bond amount, arguing it was too high for the alleged misdemeanor offense.

Miller described Palmer as a small business owner with strong family ties.

Hurley kept the bond amount intact and also ordered Palmer to stay 500 feet from his neighbor and to wear a GPS monitor if he gains release before trial.


Whatta waste? Woman told she can’t take pills hidden in her privates January 19, 2015

jailA 50-year-old Fort Walton Beach woman accused of having cocaine in her purse allegedly asked a deputy at booking if she could take three pills that had been hidden in an orifice.

The woman was a passenger in a vehicle that was stopped on Dec. 30, according to the arrest report. A K-9 did a free air sniff around the vehicle and alerted deputies to the odor of narcotics.

Okaloosa County Sheriff’s deputies then found two “white rocks” of cocaine in her purse, the report said. Once at booking, she was asked if she had any other contraband, which she denied, but later allegedly admitted.

A deputy then took her to a restroom, where she retrieved a plastic container with three pills later identified as hydrocodone and acetaminophen from her vagina, according to the report. The woman allegedly asked the deputy if she could take the pills, to which the deputy said no.

She then “emptied the container into her mouth,” but two of the pills fell on the floor, the report said. The one pill that went into her mouth was recovered, as were the two from the floor.

She is charged with resisting an officer without violence, possession of cocaine, tampering with evidence and smuggling contraband into a detention facility.


Just lovin’ it: Couple has sex atop car’s trunk at McDonald’s

A report of people having sex on the trunk of a car in a McDonald’s parking lot turned into a trifecta of arrests in Indian River County, according to affidavits.

The reported case of a couple copulating in a conspicuous place happened Jan. 2 around 2:35 a.m.

Deputies went to the McDonald’s parking lot in the

9400 block of 108th Avenue in the Vero Outlets area regarding an apparent fornication situation on a car trunk.

Anndrea-Paulling-mugInvestigators encountered Anndrea Paulling, 23, and 22-year-old Michael Marin standing next to the car. They smelled of booze, and a quarter full bottle of liqueur was under the vehicle.

The victim said Paulling and Marin went outside, and Marin stuck his hands up Paulling’s dress and appeared to fondle her. She said the next time she looked, Marin was pulling up his pants.A woman identified as the victim said Paulling and Marin tried to bring a liqueur bottle into McDonald’s and were told they couldn’t.

michael-marin-mugAs deputies spoke with Paulling and Marin, a third person – Brendon Majchszak – stumbled out of the driver’s seat of the car. Majchszak, 29, also smelled of booze.

Deputies determined Majchszak’s license was suspended, but he said he thought he’d “taken care of it.”

Brendon-Majchszak-mugPaulling, of Newberry, and Marin, of Vero Beach, each were arrested on a disorderly intoxication charge, while Majchszak, of Gainesville, was arrested on a driving with suspended driver’s license with knowledge charge. Asked whether he had paperwork substantiating the “taken care of it” claim, Majchszak said it was in the trunk, but then said it most likely wasn’t.


Man, 55, lay beside street, exposing himself January 15, 2015

A man found exposing himself beside an Ocala street was arrested Tuesday.

nakedA manager at the Publix Supermarket at 3516 E. Silver Springs Blvd. told an Ocala Police Department officer that a customer had told him about the man, who was lying in the shoulder beside Northeast Seventh Street, according to an OPD report.

The officer found Gregory D. Parramore, 55, there lying on his back and exposing himself. The officer told Parramore to pull up his pants, but the homeless man ignored the order.

Parramore was then arrested and taken to the Marion County Jail.


Hot trouble for woman in ‘hot body’ contest January 14, 2015

There is a time and place for dancing around in your underwear.

On top of a bar in a public restaurant, evidently, is not one of them.

jessica-quintero-mugA police sergeant at Stuart Grill & Ale, in the 1600 block of Southeast Federal Highway, spied Quintero during what the affidavit described as a “’hot body contest’ in which females would dance on top of the bar.”But that’s where Stuart police say they found Jessica Quintero, 27, about 1:35 a.m. December 24, an arrest affidavit states.

The sergeant saw Quintero dancing on the bar. She was bare breasted and sporting only a thong, a type of underwear that provides a miniscule amount of coverage to the posterior.

Thong features prominently in “Thong Song,” a song by Sisqo. Some of the lyrics include, “She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck / Thighs like what, what, what / All night long / Let me see that thong,” according to an Internet search.

Meanwhile, the affidavit didn’t state whether Quintero performed a jazz, tap, ballet, twerk, swing, tango, polka, Irish jig, or another type of dance entirely.

The affidavit also didn’t state who won the “hot body contest.”

Quintero said she’d danced naked at the same bar a week earlier, saying the winner would receive $600.

Police arrested Quintero, of the 1400 block of Southwest Malaga Avenue in Port St. Lucie, on a disorderly conduct charge.



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