The Bizarre World of Florida

Naked man taunts neighbor, touches himself April 2, 2015

A Boca Raton man was arrested Monday after he stood outside in his underwear, yelled expletives at his neighbor and his young daughter and then began touching himself in a sexual manner, police said.

glynnBoca Raton police said they got a call just before 7 p.m. about a man, Michael Glynn, 48, who was harassing his neighbors across the canal in the 3400 block of Northeast Sixth Drive.

The caller said he and his daughter had returned home at about 6:30 p.m. His daughter, who is a minor, took the dog outside for a walk shortly thereafter and saw Glynn standing across the canal, according to the arrest report.

Glynn started throwing things at the man’s boat, then began calling his daughter and wife derogatory names. He pulled down his underpants and started grabbing his genitals, according to the report, and then started gyrating in a sexual manner. He then flipped off the family and said they were wimps.

Glynn told the man he should come over and fight him, but the man called police instead.

When officers went to Glynn’s house, he told them he didn’t want to talk to them and that they should just take him to jail.

Glynn is charged with committing a lewd or lascivious act and exposure of sexual organs. He is being held at the Palm Beach County Jail on $4,000 bail.


Man wanted to touch breasts, felt bush instead

A man who expressed a desire to touch breasts got locked up after lying in the median between multiple lanes of traffic, an affidavit states.

LEMIEUX_mug_croppedStaffers told police that Lemieux told female workers he wanted to touch their breasts and engage in lewd activities. He also used racial slurs.Fort Pierce police about 3:30 a.m. March 15 were called to a room at Lawnwood Regional Medical Center & Heart Institute where Richard Lemieux, 55, was accused of “verbally abusing” hospital staffers.

Further, investigators say he threatened to clobber nursing staff before quickly apologizing.

“Lemieux was intoxicated and was becoming more unruly,” an affidavit states.

Because of his lack of medical issues and his behavior, Lemieux was discharged and told to vacate the premises.

He wound up walking about 100 feet away and lay in some bushes. Officers again told Lemieux to leave.

“Lemieux then walked into the street and laid in the median in between four lanes of traffic,” an affidavit states.

Lemieux, of the 2800 block of Citrus Avenue in Fort Pierce, was arrested on a disturbing the peace/breach of the peace charge.


Naked woman climbed on couple’s car, stopped traffic February 18, 2015

A naked woman stopped traffic Sunday night when she touched herself in front of one couple’s car and then climbed onto the hood, Orlando police said.

nakedWhile atop the vehicle, Amie Carter, 31, stomped on the hood and threw a cellphone at car stopped behind the vehicle she was standing on, according to an arrest report.

Carter was arrested and taken to Orange County Jail.

She was charged with criminal mischief and exposure of sexual organs.

When police arrived, they saw Carter walking in the middle of Formosa Avenue. She wasn’t wearing any clothes, the report said.

“Carter appeared to be under the influence [of] a heavy unknown substance,” officers wrote in the report. “She appeared in an altered mental state, displaying extremely irrational and volatile behavior.”

Officers asked Carter to get out of the street, but she refused. She also resisted the officers who tried to remove her from the road “by pulling and kicking her legs in the air,” the report continued.

Once the wrestled Carter to the side of the road, they placed her in handcuffs and covered her in a blanket.


From paradise to the pokey: Couple charged with having sex on the beach July 23, 2014

A man and a woman were arrested on charges of having sex in public on Cortez Beach on Sunday night, according to the Bradenton Beach Police Department.

sfl-flduh-sex-beach-cortez-20140722-001A witness called police and said she saw Elissa Alvarez, 20, and Jose Caballero, 39, fondling each other and eventually having sex on a sheet next to her at 8:36 p.m. Sunday in the 500 block of Gulf Drive on Cortez Beach, according to a report.

Six other people filled out complaints in connection to the incident, and the original witness told police she was especially upset because her 4-year-old daughter had witnessed the couple’s activities, according to the report.

One witness filmed the two on a camera phone as evidence for police, who took the two into custody and charged them both with lewd and lascivious exhibition, according to police records.

Both were taken to the Manatee County Sheriff’s Office jail and are currently out on $7,500 bond each.

Caballero has multiple charges on his record stemming from past drug use.



Joy McCall Gets 10 Years In Prison For Having Sex With 12-Year-Old Boy July 16, 2014

Joy L. McCall was arrested earlier this week after the 35-year-old was charged with having sex with a 12-year-old son of a family friend.

Joy-McCall1The victim’s mother called the Ocala Police Department to report she believed her son was in a sexual relationship with one of her friends. Her son supposedly told a friend at church about having a sexual  relationship with McCall, and that boy cock-blocked told his mother, who then contacted the victim’s mother to relay what she’d been told.

After learning of the possible relationship, the victim’s mother conducted her own investigation and found some disturbing text messages between McCall and her son that seemed to confirm the two had sex on multiple occasions. “She was able to see through the different text messaging that had occurred between McCall and the juvenile. And determine the dates that the incidents had occurred,’ said Sergeant Angy Scroble.

When police interviewed the boy, he confirmed his mother’s suspicions and told them he’d had sex with “Ms. Joy” on three occasions. The first was in January after he began receiving Facebook messages from McCall that “continued getting more heated.” After sending him pictures of herself in her underwear, she texted him to meet her at the Paddock Mall.

He did, and the two had sex in the backseat of McCall’s car. Five days later, she picked him up while he was riding his bicycle and the two had sex in some secluded woods. They met again in February and had sex in the same wooded area.

McCall, who has children the same age as the victim, was interviewed by police and admitted she’d had sex with the boy. Joy L. McCall was arrested and charged with three counts of lewd and lascivious battery. On Tuesday, Judge Jim McCune set McCall’s bond at $45,000.

McCall is currently on suicide watch at the Marion County Jail.


Stripper gets arrested, masturbates in cell to the enterta…err…horror of the officers May 23, 2014

A Florida stripper charged with resisting arrest repeatedly stripped and masturbated in a police cell and offered oral sex for her release, police say.

d14‘Workaholic’ Lakeisha Johnson, who is employed at Tootsie’s Cabaret in Miami, gave police officers an X-rated show after being arrested in the early hours of May 19.

The 29-year-old removed her clothes and ‘exposed her vagina, anus, and breasts’, according to a police report published by the Smoking Gun.

‘On several occasions, the female licked her breast and masturbated,’ explained officer Juan Canino. ‘[She] had to be ordered repeatedly to keep her clothes on and to stop masturbating’.

When a female officer went to search Ms Johnson she ‘removed her clothing once again and began rubbing her vagina’, police say

She then allegedly told Canino: ‘I’ll suck your d**k if you let me go.’

Johnson was initially questioned by officers investigating the theft of an iPad when she started ‘using extremely vulgar language and began removing clothing,’ police say.

She was taken into custody after allegedly slapping an officer on the arm.

Johnson, who remains in police custody, was charged with resisting an officer without violence. She is not facing any additional charges for her ‘vulgar behaviour’.


Couple had sex on the beach … not the drink April 11, 2014

Filed under: Florida Nut,Groping,Nudity,OK Then .....,Sex,Sexual Exposure,Stupid,WTF? — floridaduh @ 1:18 pm

A quick kiss on the cheek between a couple is widely considered an acceptable public display of affection.

But more than 20 minutes of full blown sexual intercourse could be considered pushing things.


The latter is the situation Shanna Kelley, 35, and 37-year-old Sean Dempsey apparently found themselves in about 12:30 a.m. April 2 in the area of the Tiki Bar restaurant in Fort Pierce, according to recently released records.

FPPD_case-thumb-500x389-15385A Fort Pierce police officer dispatched to the scene saw a woman with her pants down to her ankles and a nude dude “engaging in sexual intercourse in plain view of the road and surrounding areas,” a report states.

The man, identified as Dempsey, quickly “broke contact from the female and began pulling his pants up, while laughing.”

The woman, identified as Kelley, told investigators that Dempsey is her boyfriend and was in town for a visit.

She said they didn’t see anyone around, so they started having sex on the park picnic table.

Dempsey, who smelled of booze, said he had “a bit” to drink, saying he was trying to “have fun.”

He grew angry and made statements such as, “Why can`t you be cool, if I wanted to I could be a real (rectum) and make this arrest hard for you.”

Meanwhile, a man told investigators that he and a friend were fishing and the couple copulated for more than 20 minutes.

Kelley, of the 300 block of North 11th Street in Fort Pierce, and Dempsey, of the 100 block of Serenata Court in Port St. Lucie, each were arrested on an indecent exposure charge, while Dempsey also was arrested on a disorderly intoxication charge.



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