The Bizarre World of Florida

It’s time for another edition of, ‘Things You Should Never Say To A Cop’: “Where’s your car then, I’ll pee on that” September 22, 2012

Filed under: Amazing,Bizzarre,Dispute,Drunk,Florida Nut,Really Dumb,WTF? — floridaduh @ 1:38 pm

A man shrugged when a Fort Walton Beach policeman asked if he’d urinated on  his patrol car. The man ended up being arrested for trespassing.

On Sept. 2 the policeman was conducting a security check at Sound Park when  he spotted a group of people sitting in the gazebo at the center of the park. As  he approached, two of the people tried to hide cans of Natural Ice Beer behind  their backs. The policeman gave the two trespass warnings for the park and told  them to leave.

One of the men asked if he could go to the bathroom first. The officer  pointed out there was no bathroom at the park. The man said, “Where’s your car  then, I’ll pee on that.” He was told to leave.

The officer walked back to his car and saw the man leaning on his vehicle. He  told the man to leave the park; the man said “Take me to jail.” The officer  asked the man if he were refusing to leave the park, and the repeated, “Take me  to jail then.”

The officer asked if the man had urinated on the patrol car. The man  shrugged. At that point he was arrested for trespassing.


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