The Bizarre World of Florida

Naked man with laptop found on bench at beach September 10, 2012

Filed under: Amazing,Bizzarre,Florida Nut,Nudity,Really Dumb,Sexual Exposure,Unusual,WTF? — floridaduh @ 5:28 pm

A North Fort Myers man is facing an indecent exposure charge after deputies say he was found naked lying on a bench at the North Shore Park Friday morning.

Deputies say they found a naked Thomas Edwin March IV, 51, on the bench with a laptop, a pair of 3D glasses, three 20-ounce cans of Ice House beer and a smashed cheeseburger.


A responding deputy asked March what he was doing in the park after hours, naked, with the cheeseburger, but March didn’t respond except to ask the deputy not to forget his laptop.


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