Her first mistake: calling 911 for her restroom emergency.
The Pasco Sheriff’s Office says 32-year-old Marcia Usher placed the 911 call Wednesday night, saying she was lost in the woods and didn’t know where she should urinate.
Responding deputies found Usher not in the woods, but instead in front of her home, reportedly intoxicated and drinking a beer.
A deputy noticed a nearby open beer cooler and asked Usher if he could check inside for any weapons or drugs. According to the arrest report, Usher complied and told the deputy there was beer and a knife inside.
Instead of a knife, the deputy immediately saw a loaded handgun on top of the beer.
The deputy tried putting Usher in handcuffs, and a brief struggle ensued. She was reportedly tackled to the ground and taken into custody without further incident.
At the jail, a vial of meth residue was allegedly discovered on Usher during a strip search.
She now faces charges of carrying a concealed weapon without a permit, possession of methamphetamine, introduction/possession of contraband in a detention facility, and resisting arrest without violence.