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		<title>Worst butt dial &#8230;&#8230; EVER</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 19:13:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tip: If you’re plotting to kill somebody, try not to “pocket dial” 911 and have your plans recorded. That’s exactly what Scott Simon did after getting into a fight with another man at a Waffle House in the early hours of May 5, the Broward Sheriff’s Office said Wednesday. On a recorded line, Simon can [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=floridaduh.wordpress.com&#038;blog=24806896&#038;post=14662&#038;subd=floridaduh&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Tip: If you’re plotting to kill somebody, try not to “pocket dial” 911 and have your plans recorded.</p>
<p><a href="http://floridaduh.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/117df14324343b64511ce321e401b_h231_w308_m5_ctkhfvqph.jpg"><img class="alignright size-medium wp-image-14663" alt="117DF14324343B64511CE321E401B_h231_w308_m5_cTkHfvqpH" src="http://floridaduh.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/117df14324343b64511ce321e401b_h231_w308_m5_ctkhfvqph.jpg?w=300&#038;h=225" width="300" height="225" /></a>That’s exactly what Scott Simon did after getting into a fight with another man at a Waffle House in the early hours of May 5, the Broward Sheriff’s Office said Wednesday.</p>
<p>On a recorded line, Simon can be heard telling someone else that he’s going to follow the victim home and kill him. Minutes later, 33-year-old Nicholas Walker was shot and killed while driving his car onto Interstate 95 in Oakland Park.</p>
<p>“This is a first for me,” said BSO spokeswoman Dani Moschella. “Criminals say crazy things all the time, but I’ve never seen anyone call a recorded line.”</p>
<p>Homicide detectives arrested Simon, 24, of Pompano Beach Tuesday night. He is charged with first-degree murder. Moschella said while detectives do not believe Simon was the triggerman, he did coordinate the shooting.</p>
<p>When deputies arrived at the shooting scene shortly after 6:40 a.m. May 5, they found Walker’s silver Buick crashed into a guard rail. Deputies and Oakland Park Fire-Rescue put out a fire in the engine compartment, but Walker had already died of gunshot wounds.</p>
<p>The investigation prompted a three-hour closure of all southbound lanes of I-95.</p>
<p>Detectives are now seeking two other suspects: the person who pulled the trigger, and another man, who was seen in the 2012 black Buick GS with him the morning of the shooting.</p>
<p>BSO has released two surveillance tapes, one showing the men arguing outside the Waffle House with several witnesses watching, and another of the black Buick and a silver car leaving the restaurant.</p>
<p>Anyone with information is asked to call Det. Bryan Tutler at 954-321-4281. Anonymous tips can be reported to Crime Stoppers of Broward County at 954-493-8477 or online at <a href="http://www.browardcrimestoppers.org" rel="nofollow">http://www.browardcrimestoppers.org</a>. Crime Stoppers will pay up to $1,000 for information that leads to an arrest.</p>
<p>The errant 911 call, BSO said, will not be released.</p>
<p>Scott remains in Broward’s main jail with no bond.</p>
<p>As for the call, Moschella said Simon’s apparent butt-dial helped police.</p>
<p>“He had no idea he called 911,” Moschella said. “He basically told on himself.”</p>
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		<title>620-pound bear, largest captured in Florida, is relocated &#8230;. Thank God!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 18:56:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[PAISLEY, Florida (AP) &#8212; The largest Florida black bear ever captured has been relocated. Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission spokeswoman Joy Hill says the 620-pound bear was captured Monday. It had been getting into trash in the Ocala National Forest, even into secured garbage in a shed by pulling the aluminum siding off to [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=floridaduh.wordpress.com&#038;blog=24806896&#038;post=14658&#038;subd=floridaduh&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>PAISLEY, Florida (AP) &#8212; The largest Florida black bear ever captured has been relocated.</p>
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Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission spokeswoman Joy Hill says the 620-pound bear was captured Monday. It had been getting into trash in the Ocala National Forest, even into secured garbage in a shed by pulling the aluminum siding off to get his free meal.</p>
<p>The bear was trapped in Lake County.</p>
<p>Before the bear was relocated on Wednesday, biologists were able to sedate him to collect hair samples and give him an exam, identification tattoo and ear tag.</p>
<p>Hill says this is the largest bear captured, but the largest documented black bear was a 624-pounder that was struck and killed by a car in Naples several years ago.</p>
<p>Wildlife officials estimate there are 3,500 black bears in Florida.</p>
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		<title>School nurse showed up for work &#8230;&#8230;. drunk</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 18:31:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[PUNTA GORDA, FL &#8211; The scene played out at a school parking lot early Tuesday morning. Punta Gorda Police say Noreen Freeman was driving to work drunk. &#8220;I&#8217;m a little shocked because they usually do thorough background checks,&#8221; says Jason Thomsen, a parent with a child at The Baker Center. Freeman is a community health [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=floridaduh.wordpress.com&#038;blog=24806896&#038;post=14654&#038;subd=floridaduh&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://floridaduh.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/sfl-flduh-school-nurse-20130523-001.png"><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-14655" alt="sfl-flduh-school-nurse-20130523-001" src="http://floridaduh.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/sfl-flduh-school-nurse-20130523-001.png?w=212&#038;h=245" width="212" height="245" /></a>PUNTA GORDA, FL &#8211; The scene played out at a school parking lot early Tuesday morning.</p>
<p>Punta Gorda Police say Noreen Freeman was driving to work drunk.</p>
<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m a little shocked because they usually do thorough background checks,&#8221; says Jason Thomsen, a parent with a child at The Baker Center.</p>
<p>Freeman is a community health advocate who works as the school nurse at <strong>The Baker Center</strong>, a pre-k school <strong>in Punta Gorda</strong>.</p>
<p>Police say she was slurring her words, struggling to stand up and blew three times the legal limit. They arrested her for driving under the influence.</p>
<p>&#8220;To show up at school and expect to do your job under the influence of alcohol is not acceptable in our district,&#8221; explains Charlotte County Public Schools Community Liaison Mike Riley.</p>
<p>District leaders and parents were surprised to hear about the arrest.</p>
<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s terrible that people let things like that take over their lives,&#8221; Thomsen points out.</p>
<p>He says one employee&#8217;s actions shouldn&#8217;t reflect poorly on the quality of the school.</p>
<p>While some parents want Freeman fired immediately, Thomsen isn&#8217;t jumping to conclusions.</p>
<p>&#8220;I wouldn&#8217;t expect them to fire her right away. Everyone has a chance to see if they are guilty or not,&#8221; he said.</p>
<p>The district will conduct an internal investigation to determine what to do next.</p>
<p>Meanwhile, Freeman isn&#8217;t suspended. She took the rest of the week off. The school year ends Friday. The district is offering her substance abuse help if she wants it.</p>
<p>We found her car parked outside of her apartment, but she didn&#8217;t answer the door.</p>
<p>According to police reports, Freeman admitted to drinking the night before. She also told officers she is on medication.</p>
<p>She&#8217;s been an employee at the Charlotte County school district since January of 2008.</p>
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		<title>Gnome Sweet Gnome: Woman accused of striking man with garden ornament</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 18:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Garden gnome used in attack, police say A domestic dispute that involved yelling and thrown household items ended in violence Sunday when, police say, a woman clonked a man on the head with a New Orleans Saints garden gnome. A report by Gulfport police Officer Jennifer Crowson says that at about 4:17 p.m. Sunday, Lisa [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=floridaduh.wordpress.com&#038;blog=24806896&#038;post=14651&#038;subd=floridaduh&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><b>Garden gnome used in attack, police say</b></p>
<p><a href="http://floridaduh.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/sfl-flduh-garden-gnome-20130523-001.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-14652" alt="sfl-flduh-garden-gnome-20130523-001" src="http://floridaduh.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/sfl-flduh-garden-gnome-20130523-001.jpg?w=198&#038;h=248" width="198" height="248" /></a>A domestic dispute that involved yelling and thrown household items ended in violence Sunday when, police say, a woman clonked a man on the head with a New Orleans Saints garden gnome.</p>
<p>A report by Gulfport police Officer Jennifer Crowson says that at about 4:17 p.m. Sunday, Lisa D. Buckley, 47, a server at a local restaurant, arrived at her home at 5407 29th Ave. S &#8220;and began yelling at the victim.&#8221; Buckley then &#8220;threw items all around the residence and then picked up a New Orleans Saints garden gnome and struck (the victim) with it.&#8221;</p>
<p>Crowson reported that the victim was bleeding from the ear and the left side of his head but refused medical attention. Meanwhile, she wrote, &#8220;Buckley fled the scene prior to my arrival.&#8221;</p>
<p>The next day, though, Buckley called and sent text messages to the victim trying to persuade him to drop the case.</p>
<p>Buckley was arrested Tuesday on charges of domestic battery and harassing a victim and taken to the Pinellas County Jail, where records show she was released in lieu of $5,000 bail.</p>
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		<title>Man found about $7,000 worth of meth in front of his home</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 18:28:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[(Port Charlotte)  A Port Charlotte man called the Sheriff’s Office Wednesday morning when he found an unlocked safe containing what he suspected to be drugs in front of his house. The man of the 23000 block of Midway Blvd. in Port Charlotte told deputies he found a black bag in the county right-of-way in front [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=floridaduh.wordpress.com&#038;blog=24806896&#038;post=14648&#038;subd=floridaduh&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://floridaduh.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/sfl-flduh-meth-in-front-of-his-home-20130523-001.jpg"><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-14649" alt="sfl-flduh-meth-in-front-of-his-home-20130523-001" src="http://floridaduh.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/sfl-flduh-meth-in-front-of-his-home-20130523-001.jpg?w=280&#038;h=210" width="280" height="210" /></a>(Port Charlotte)  A Port Charlotte man called the Sheriff’s Office Wednesday morning when he found an unlocked safe containing what he suspected to be drugs in front of his house.</p>
<p>The man of the 23000 block of Midway Blvd. in Port Charlotte told deputies he found a black bag in the county right-of-way in front of his house.  When he looked in the bag, he found an unlocked small Sentry safe that had two plastic baggies of what appeared to him to be narcotics.</p>
<p>The deputy field tested the contents of the baggies which tested positive for methamphetamine.  One baggie contained 86 grams of crystal methamphetamine and the other baggie had 57 grams of methamphetamine.  All of the items were turned in to the CCSO Evidence Unit.</p>
<p>According to Narcotics detectives, the street value of the drugs would be between $5,000 and $7,000.</p>
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		<title>U-Haul with 53 animals inside abandoned near Publix in Spring Hill</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 15:40:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On May 21, 2013 at approximately 1:25 p.m., the Hernando County Sheriff&#8217;s Office Emergency Communications Center received a call from a Pasco County Code Enforcement Official regarding them observing a U-Haul Truck full of animals reference an active case they are working. They located the vehicle to the rear of the Publix on County Line [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=floridaduh.wordpress.com&#038;blog=24806896&#038;post=14643&#038;subd=floridaduh&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p align="LEFT"><a href="http://floridaduh.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/sfl-flduh-uhaul-with-53-animals-20130522-001.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-14645" alt="sfl-flduh-uhaul-with-53-animals-20130522-001" src="http://floridaduh.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/sfl-flduh-uhaul-with-53-animals-20130522-001.jpg?w=200&#038;h=250" width="200" height="250" /></a>On May 21, 2013 at approximately 1:25 p.m., the Hernando County Sheriff&#8217;s Office Emergency Communications Center received a call from a Pasco County Code Enforcement Official regarding them observing a U-Haul Truck full of animals reference an active case they are working. They located the vehicle to the rear of the Publix on County Line Road and Mariner Boulevard where it was apparently abandoned. Hernando County Deputies and Animal Services Officers were dispatched to the scene.</p>
<p>Upon arrival, units located the U-Haul and could hear animals in obvious distress inside the vehicle. The door to the U-Haul was opened and &#8220;numerous&#8221; animals inside plastic containers (similar to Tupperware containers) were located inside. The temperature inside the back of the truck was extremely hot.</p>
<p>The Pasco Code Enforcement Officials identified the driver and owner of the animals as Frances Terry Evans W/F DOB/ 08-02-1960; due to the active case they were working regarding animal hoarding. They believed she took the animals to the Publix parking lot in an effort to hide them, as she was court ordered to turn them over to Pasco County officials by 05-21-13.</p>
<p>The Hernando County Animal Service Officers on scene determined that there were 50 cats on board and three dogs. It was also determined that most, if not all, of the animals were in need of immediate veterinary attention. Due to the rapid deteriorating condition of the animals, Pasco County Code Enforcement Officials refusal to accept the animals, and the extreme heat environment, Hernando County Animal Services Officers rightly determined that immediate and emergency veterinary attention was necessary. The animals were transported to Hernando County Animal Services facility for care.</p>
<p>On 05-21-13 Evans was issued one citation for 53 counts of Animal Abandonment. The fine for this is $500 per count, totaling $26,500. After conferring with the State Attorney&#8217;s Office, a warrant has been obtained for 53 counts of Animal Cruelty, with a total bond of $26,500.</p>
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		<title>Man allegedly claimed to be cop, got free admission to strip club</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 15:38:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[He walked into a strip club, waved an invalid police badge and they waived the cover charge for him and a friend. Police say Darren Philip Walker, 24, came into Bare Assets on West New Haven Avenue in Melbourne with an Ammomack County Sheriff’s Office badge he bought off the internet while he was employed [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=floridaduh.wordpress.com&#038;blog=24806896&#038;post=14640&#038;subd=floridaduh&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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<p>Police say Darren Philip Walker, 24, came into Bare Assets on West New Haven Avenue in Melbourne with an Ammomack County Sheriff’s Office badge he bought off the internet while he was employed with the agency.</p>
<p>The club’s manager told Brevard County Sheriff’s Deputies that Walker claimed to be an undercover federal agent and wanted to question and arrest a woman named “Mason.” When confronted, Walker said he had not been employed by any law enforcement agency since 2011.</p>
<p>Walker allowed deputies to search his car – they found a brown “Deputy Sheriff” hat, an expandable baton, handcuffs, a blue strobe light and an orange traffic vest.</p>
<p>Walker was arrested early Thursday for impersonating a law enforcement officer. He is being held in Brevard County Jail.</p>
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		<title>No .. not Santa Claus &#8230;. Deputy busted armed &#8216;sovereign citizen&#8217; on school grounds</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 15:36:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[School Resource Deputy encounters self-proclaimed &#8220;sovereign citizen&#8221; on school grounds. Thursday May 16, 2013 Time: 4:00 PM Turkey Creek Middle School 5005 Turkey Creek Road Plant City, Florida Arrested: Bruce Chalmers Hicks DOB: 06/24/1966 5004 Calhoun Road Plant City, Florida Charges: Possession of a Firearm on School Property Felon in Possession of a Firearm Open [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=floridaduh.wordpress.com&#038;blog=24806896&#038;post=14637&#038;subd=floridaduh&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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<li>Time: 4:00 PM</li>
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<h3>Arrested:</h3>
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<p>Bruce Chalmers Hicks DOB: 06/24/1966 5004 Calhoun Road Plant City, Florida</p>
<h3>Charges:</h3>
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<li>Felon in Possession of a Firearm</li>
<li>Open Carrying of Weapon</li>
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<p>On May 16, 2013, at approximately 4 p.m., HCSO School Resource Deputy Patrick Diaz and the school principal of Turkey Creek Middle School, 5005 Turkey Creek Road in Plant City, were outside of the school monitoring students in the parent pick-up line.<br />
Deputy Diaz then spotted Bruce Hicks walking along Connell Road which next to the school. He was pushing a &#8220;dolly&#8221; which had an old plastic toy car attached. As Hicks walked past Deputy Diaz, he spotted what appeared to be small firearm holstered on his left hip. As he continued walking, Deputy Diaz called for Hicks who turned around stepping on the grass of the school&#8217;s property.<br />
Upon initial contact with Hicks, he stated there was a $250 fine for every fifteen minutes of unlawful detention. He stated that he is a sovereign citizen and is not subject to the laws of the United States or Hillsborough County. Deputy Diaz asked him if he was carrying a firearm and Hicks stated that he was and repeated that he was not subject to laws.<br />
Deputy Diaz then seized Hicks&#8217; Davis Industries two shot thirty-two caliber handgun(over under barrel). There were two live cartridges in the barrels. Hicks was transported to a Hillsborough County jail without incident. Hicks has an extensive criminal history including Lewd Or Lascivious Molestation of Victims Under 18.</p></div>
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		<title>Woman accused of etching image of male genitalia on stranger&#8217;s SUV at Publix, left note</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 15:34:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[WESLEY CHAPEL — At noon in the Publix parking lot, a woman took to a silver Kia with a key and a vendetta. She dug the key into the passenger-side paint so hard it exposed the bare metal underneath. On the hood, she etched a crude sketch of male genitalia. Then the woman walked into [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=floridaduh.wordpress.com&#038;blog=24806896&#038;post=14634&#038;subd=floridaduh&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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<p>Then the woman walked into the supermarket at 1920 Bruce B. Downs Blvd. and went to the customer service desk, where a clerk handed her a Post-it note.</p>
<p>Security camera footage shows the woman scribbling something on the note, then walking back out to the parking lot.</p>
<p>The woman affixed the note to the SUV&#8217;s windshield, where the owner was sure to notice:</p>
<p>&#8220;Hey I keyed your car,&#8221; it read. &#8220;You didn&#8217;t stop for pedestrians as is law. Since no cop to enforce a ticket, this should cover the cost of your fine. Have a good day. P.S. Don&#8217;t be a d&#8212;.&#8221;</p>
<p>The owner of the car, Debra Streets, 63, found the note and the damage soon after it happened on April 17. She went into the Publix and called 911. The damage to the SUV: $1,240.13.</p>
<p>After reviewing the surveillance footage, Pasco sheriff&#8217;s deputies determined the culprit was 23-year-old Natasha Myers, who was arrested this week.</p>
<p>Streets told deputies she didn&#8217;t have any confrontations with any pedestrians that day as she pulled into the parking lot off State Road 56 and Bruce B. Downs Boulevard. She said she came into the parking lot from the back of the store complex where people don&#8217;t usually walk.</p>
<p>Investigators took surveillance footage from the store and identified the vandal as Myers, though the process of doing so was unclear, said sheriff&#8217;s spokeswoman Melanie Snow.</p>
<p>Deputies went to Myers&#8217; Wesley Chapel home, and she told them she was the one who keyed the car, the report states.</p>
<p>Myers, whose occupation was listed as a student, was arrested Tuesday on a charge of criminal mischief. She remained in the Land O&#8217;Lakes jail Wednesday in lieu of $5,000 bail.</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[SARASOTA COUNTY &#8211; Realtors say it&#8217;s another sign of the housing market making a comeback &#8212; but not everyone is pleased about plans to close one of the oldest public golf courses in the area. The Sarasota Golf Club on Palmer Road, east of Interstate 75 is shutting down next week, with plans to turn [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=floridaduh.wordpress.com&#038;blog=24806896&#038;post=14630&#038;subd=floridaduh&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>SARASOTA COUNTY &#8211; Realtors say it&#8217;s another sign of the housing market making a comeback &#8212; but not everyone is pleased about plans to close one of the oldest public golf courses in the area.</p>
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<p>The Sarasota Golf Club on Palmer Road, east of Interstate 75 is shutting down next week, with plans to turn the golf course into new homes. Realtors are pleased, but others are concerned. And it&#8217;s not just golfers who are teed off.</p>
<p>The course has been there 53 years, but realtors say projects like this are a positive sign about the direction of the area&#8217;s economy. “The pendulum seems to have swung several months ago. All this year, we&#8217;ve been reporting sales higher than previous,” says Kathy Roberts of the Sarasota Association of Realtors.</p>
<p>The concept of closing a golf course to build houses isn&#8217;t new in Sarasota; it happened at Forest Lakes along Beneva Road in Sarasota &#8212; and those houses still haven&#8217;t been built.</p>
<p>“That&#8217;s why I bought this condo in the first place, it was next to a golf course,” says Forest Lakes resident Rick Cavanaugh. His place was next to a golf course, but now he lives next to a lot of high grass.</p>
<p>Back at the Sarasota Golf Club, neighbors are aware of what&#8217;s happened to other golf courses that were closed to make way for houses several years ago; and they hope the same thing doesn&#8217;t happen there.</p>
<p>“We don&#8217;t want a Forest Lakes or Sunrise (Golf Club) debacle behind us. We would want a nice community if that&#8217;s the way it&#8217;s gonna go,” says Gloria Dehaven, who lives next to Sarasota Golf Club.</p>
<p>New numbers released Tuesday show the positive trend continues in local real estate. But all this comes as bad news for those looking for public golf in Sarasota.</p>
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