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The Bizarre World of Florida

Cougar caged: Public sex nets woman, 68, six months in the slammer July 31, 2014

Filed under: Bad Luck,Controversy,Dumb,Florida Nut,Sad Story,Sexual Exposure,Stupid,WTF? — floridaduh @ 1:31 pm

sfl-flduh-villages-cougars-viagra-20140618-001Peggy Klemm, 68 will serve six months behind bars after police say she was caught having sex in public at the pavilion at Lake Sumter Landing Market Square.

Klemm stood before a judge Wednesday afternoon wiping a way tears and mouthing “I love you” to her husband of 50 years.

The indecent exposure and disorderly conduct charges were filed just four days after Klemm was given probation for reckless driving charges.

Meanwhile, the man she was caught having sex with, 49-year-old David Bobilya, of Summerfield, is also serving a six-month sentence on the same charges of indecent exposure and disorderly conduct.

Local 6 talked to her husband, Frank Klemm, who says the mom of four and grandmother of 14 deserves a second chance. Peggy takes care of her husband, who lost his leg to cancer.

“She is a super woman as far as I’m concerned,” Frank Klemm said. “And she deserves a second chance. That’s all I have to say.”

Klemm’s attorney, Allan Kaye says this plea deal was in her best interest as she could have been punished with more than a year behind bars.

Klemm apologized before the court as she walked out. She is getting credit for time served and has 135 days left to her six-month sentence. Klemm will also have a few thousand dollars in legal fees.

 

Geesh … hope she was at least wearing some sunscreen July 30, 2014

Filed under: Bizzarre,Controversy,Drunk,Funny,Nudity,Sexual Exposure,WTF? — floridaduh @ 1:34 pm

sfl-flduh-exposed-coverup-20140729-001A woman was arrested in Cocoa Beach on Friday after exposing herself to beachgoers, according to police.

An officer said he caught Megan Fowler, 26, exposing herself near Flagler Lane.

The officer said he found Fowler walking south on the beach near the water with her breasts exposed and her jean shorts falling enough below her waist to expose her privates.

The officer asked the Melbourne woman to put clothes on, but she began to yell, saying she didn’t have clothes and she wouldn’t put them on if she did.

1111-lrms-01-o+megan-fowler+lowrider-girls-modelPolice said Fowler was slurring her words and almost falling down while walking to the patrol car. Fowler said she had three shots of vodka, according to police.

The officer tried to cover her with a blanket, but Fowler refused to be covered, police said.

Fowler was arrested and booked on charges of disorderly intoxication and exposure of sexual organs.

 

From paradise to the pokey: Couple charged with having sex on the beach July 23, 2014

A man and a woman were arrested on charges of having sex in public on Cortez Beach on Sunday night, according to the Bradenton Beach Police Department.

sfl-flduh-sex-beach-cortez-20140722-001A witness called police and said she saw Elissa Alvarez, 20, and Jose Caballero, 39, fondling each other and eventually having sex on a sheet next to her at 8:36 p.m. Sunday in the 500 block of Gulf Drive on Cortez Beach, according to a report.

Six other people filled out complaints in connection to the incident, and the original witness told police she was especially upset because her 4-year-old daughter had witnessed the couple’s activities, according to the report.

One witness filmed the two on a camera phone as evidence for police, who took the two into custody and charged them both with lewd and lascivious exhibition, according to police records.

Both were taken to the Manatee County Sheriff’s Office jail and are currently out on $7,500 bond each.

Caballero has multiple charges on his record stemming from past drug use.

 

 

Joy McCall Gets 10 Years In Prison For Having Sex With 12-Year-Old Boy July 16, 2014

Joy L. McCall was arrested earlier this week after the 35-year-old was charged with having sex with a 12-year-old son of a family friend.

Joy-McCall1The victim’s mother called the Ocala Police Department to report she believed her son was in a sexual relationship with one of her friends. Her son supposedly told a friend at church about having a sexual  relationship with McCall, and that boy cock-blocked told his mother, who then contacted the victim’s mother to relay what she’d been told.

After learning of the possible relationship, the victim’s mother conducted her own investigation and found some disturbing text messages between McCall and her son that seemed to confirm the two had sex on multiple occasions. “She was able to see through the different text messaging that had occurred between McCall and the juvenile. And determine the dates that the incidents had occurred,’ said Sergeant Angy Scroble.

When police interviewed the boy, he confirmed his mother’s suspicions and told them he’d had sex with “Ms. Joy” on three occasions. The first was in January after he began receiving Facebook messages from McCall that “continued getting more heated.” After sending him pictures of herself in her underwear, she texted him to meet her at the Paddock Mall.

He did, and the two had sex in the backseat of McCall’s car. Five days later, she picked him up while he was riding his bicycle and the two had sex in some secluded woods. They met again in February and had sex in the same wooded area.

McCall, who has children the same age as the victim, was interviewed by police and admitted she’d had sex with the boy. Joy L. McCall was arrested and charged with three counts of lewd and lascivious battery. On Tuesday, Judge Jim McCune set McCall’s bond at $45,000.

McCall is currently on suicide watch at the Marion County Jail.

 

Man accused of exposing himself to boaters July 14, 2014

sfl-flduh-exposing-himself-boaters-20140711-001A 25-year-old Crestview man is accused of celebrating Independence Day by allegedly having sex with a woman in the water at Crab Island and then openly exposing himself to other revelers.

Witnesses said Emilo J. Ariasreyes and a woman were chest deep in the water, apparently having sex, the arrest report said. After they were done, Ariasreyes either stood up or moved to shallower water, exposing his buttocks to other boaters.

He then turned to face a boat, exposing his genitals, the report said. He waited until he could see the boaters looking in his direction. He then allegedly “threw his arms into the air as if to encourage and insure [sic] the viewing of his genitals.”

The boaters included a family including two men, two women, a 10-year-old boy, a 13-year-old boy and two 14-year-old girls who were family friends.

Ariasreyes is charged with lewd or lascivious exhibition by an offender older than 18 and a victim under age 12.

 

Burger King may be home of the whopper — but please keep yours under wraps July 11, 2014

sfl-flduh-burger-kings-slogan-20140710-001A man evidently couldn’t have it his way after being arrested during a late night lewd incident at a Burger King in Fort Pierce.

A lieutenant arrived and reported seeing a man later identified as James Williams with his pants halfway to his knees. Williams, 25, was fondling/caressing his nether region.Police about 11:52 p.m. on June 26 went to the fast food eatery in the 2000 block of South U.S. 1 after a report of a dude exposing himself, according to a recently released report.

Meanwhile, a witness reported she was behind the front counter when she saw Williams in front of the side door.

His pants were to his knees and his right hand was not holding a Whopper — Burger King’s signature sandwich — but his private parts.

Williams, listed as homeless, was arrested by Fort Pierce police on an indecent exposure charge.

 

Masturbating man at Walmart came prepared July 7, 2014

sfl-flduh-masturbating-walmart-20140706-001A man was arrested in Orange County after detectives said he exposed himself and masturbated in front of a woman in a Walmart parking lot.

Deputies said Gregory Johnson, 53, pulled his black Saab next to the victim in the Walmart parking lot on Hiawassee Road on Thursday. The mother was sitting in the car with the window rolled down while the woman’s husband and daughter were inside shopping.

She told police Johnson got out of his car and moved into the passenger seat of his car, before he pulled down his pants and began to masturbate.

When the husband and daughter returned, Johnson moved his car to a different parking spot.

The woman called police and her husband was able to give them Johnson’s tag number.

When police pulled over Johnson, they searched his car and found a black bag filled with Viagra pills and condoms.

Johnson was arrested and charged with lewd and lascivious behavior and violation of probation.

According to reports, Johnson has been arrested several times before for similar offenses.

He was on probation for an alleged sexual assault and is listed as a high-risk sex offender.

 

Barber shop doubled as a strip club July 1, 2014

priceThe owner of an Orange County barbershop was arrested after Metropolitan Bureau of Investigation agents raided the business and said it was being used as a strip club.

Super Fades barbershop, which sits along Pine Hills Road, is closed following the raid that sent its owner, 42-year-old Derrick Price, to jail.

Agents said they found a 17-year-old girl stripping inside the business. But Price denies that he was using the shop as a strip club.

“It’s customer appreciation. I thank my customers for coming in and supporting me, that’s all it was,” Price said to Eyewitness News.

MBI investigator Lt. Mike Gibson said undercover agents visited the barbershop by day and learned that it quickly morphed into a liquor-selling strip club every Saturday night.

“On each and every occasion they were serving alcohol and they had strippers. And not strippers following local law, but strippers that went completely nude,” Gibson said.

Undercover agents said about 1:30 a.m. Sunday, they bought $20 worth of vodka at the business, where the 17-year-old was allegedly one of many women working as a stripper.

The underage girl was charged with lewd acts and adult entertainment crimes, but agents are investigating whether she was forced to work against her will.

“We had to speed up our investigation quite a bit to get the juvenile out, and in fact, we did,” Gibson said.

There was a $10 cover charge for patrons to get in during those times, authorities said. But Price denied that he was collecting a cover fee when he talked to Channel 9.

“I wasn’t taking money for anything, I take donations,” Price said.

Neighboring business owners told Channel 9 they didn’t know about the alleged extracurricular activities at Super Fade, but MBI agents said it was no surprise what was going on.

“Surely he could make $600-$700 a night as the owner running this strip club,” said Gibson.

Investigators said they removed a stripper pole permanently installed in the middle of the shop.

“That would have been a piece of equipment that was there even when they operated during the day while they acted as a barbershop,” Gibson said. “I’ve never gone to a barbershop that had a stripper pole.”

Investigators said a tipster prompted them to take in cameras, where they shot video so graphic WFTV chose not to air it.

Gibson said they expect to make more arrests in the case. Price was booked into the Orange County Jail, but he has since bonded out.

 

Who wants to be confronted by a dude shaking his private part at a park? And then get followed out by the man with said part in hand? June 18, 2014

sfl-flduh-shakes-beach-20140617-001That’s what is reported to have played out before noon on May 12 at a park in the 2700 block of Northeast Ocean Boulevard in Jensen Beach, according to a recently released affidavit.

The suspected genital gyrater was described as an older man in a Hawaiian shirt driving north in a maroon Kia.

A Martin County Sheriff’s Office deputy stopped a vehicle matching the description and spoke to the driver, 68-year-old Richard Federmeyer.

“I was just peeing in the park,” Federmeyer is quoted as saying.

The victim came to the scene and identified Federmeyer as the private part exposer.

The victim said Federmeyer stood on the boardwalk and “pulled up the right leg of his shorts, took his penis in his hand and shook it at me.”

Most would consider genital shaking an atypical salutation or greeting.

Federmeyer then began following the victim to the parking lot with his private part in hand in a self-pleasuring motion.

The victim said he wasn’t going to engage in amorous activities, saying he was on the phone with police.

That’s when Federmeyer dropped his private part and drove off.

Federmeyer, of the 2500 block of Southeast Hilltop Court in Port St. Lucie, was arrested on exposure of sexual organs and lewd upon an elderly charges.

 

 

Could this dude be Florida’s very own ‘Fiddler on the (sun) Roof? June 12, 2014

A 24-year-old man was arrested after he was accused of climbing through a car sunroof and performing a sexually charged dance in front of others on the road.

Witnesses who saw the man’s genitals included a 10-year-old and a Sarasota County sheriff’s deputy, who ultimately took the man into custody.

sfl-flduh-danced-exposed-roof-20140611-001Jacob Timmer, who was “heavily intoxicated,” said he was having a bad day, according to the probable cause affidavit.

“I know, I screwed up,” Timmer told the deputy.

He was charged with lewd or lascivious exhibition to a victim under the age of 16, according to the probable cause affidavit.

Timmer was cited for violating the seat belt law, according to Sarasota County Clerk of the Circuit Court’s website.

The incident occurred June 5 at Bee Ridge and Beneva roads, the affidavit said.

A sheriff’s deputy was parked on the south side of Bee Ridge when a silver Infiniti sped past at about 20 miles over the posted limit, according to the document.

The deputy, traveling in the left lane, caught up and was two cars behind the Infiniti, which was in the center lane.

“As I was running the tag of the vehicle, which was also expired, the passenger exited the sun roof and sat on the roof of the car,” the deputy wrote in the document. “The passenger began dancing, while sitting on the roof. I witnessed the passenger take his right hand, and expose his genitals to the vehicle next to him. The passenger then began to dance with his genitals exposed, still on the roof of the vehicle. The passenger shook his genitals, while dancing, and appeared to be presenting himself in a sexual manner.”

Those who observed Timmer’s moves included a grandmother and a 10-year-old sitting in a vehicle with untinted windows in the back seat, according to the report.

“It was easy to tell there was a child in the back seat,” the affidavit said.

Timmer was arrested and taken to jail where “he continued to be belligerent.”

Sheriff’s spokeswoman Wendy Rose said Timmer’s blood-alcohol level was not measured because he was a passenger, not a driver.

The report said he was on probation for a driving under the influence charge.

 

 
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