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The Bizarre World of Florida

Want to beef up your sex life? Couple caught having sex in a Beef O’Brady’s parking lot August 15, 2014

Filed under: Bizzarre,Controversy,Disrespectful,Dumb,Nudity,Sex,Sexual Exposure,Stupid,WTF? — floridaduh @ 1:31 pm

A man and woman were arrested on multiple charges at 6:43 p.m. Tuesday involving having sex at the parking lot of a Beef ‘O’ Brady’s restaurant, according to the Manatee County Sheriff’s Office.

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Brandon Tinyes, 20, and April Newcomb, 42, were arrested at the restaurant, 1795 Lakewood Ranch Blvd., after the sheriff’s office received a call about two people having sex. The deputy reportedly saw Tinyens and Newcomb in the act in a red truck with the doors open.

Tinyens and Newcomb told deputies they were friends having sex, according to the report.

A deputy found marijuana on Tinyens, according to the report.

Tinyes was charged with possession of marijuana, exposure of sexual organs and lewd/lascivious behavior. He was released from jail Wednesday on bonds totaling $1,120.

Newcomb was charged with exposure of sexual organs and lewd/lascivious behavior. She was being held on bonds totaling $620.

 

Naked man parked truck, masturbated on residential street, deputies say

A 21-year-old man is charged with parking in a residential area and masturbating naked in the street before leaving.

sfl-flduh-naked-masturbated-street-20140814-001Daniel Lewis Davis parked in front of a home on Pristine Water Lane in a gray Ford F-150, according to the report. He then got out of the truck “completely naked.”

He began masturbating, ran back and forth in the road and then got back into his vehicle and left, the report said. A 5-year-old girl with a witness told Okaloosa County Sheriff’s deputies “there was a naked man across the street.”

A deputy arriving in the area spotted Davis’ vehicle coming toward him, according to the report. Davis wasn’t wearing a shirt.

After the deputy pulled him over, Davis “appeared to be putting on pants or shorts,” the report said. The witness identified Davis.

He admitted to having been in the area, but said he was looking at buying a home, according to the report. He denied taking off his clothes.

Davis is charged with lewd or lascivious exhibition – intentionally exposing his genitals in the presence of a victim under 16 years old.

 

Dirty dancing, farm-style: Man danced on tractor with genitals exposed August 8, 2014

Filed under: Alcohol,Bizzarre,Controversy,Dumb,Florida Nut,Nudity,Sexual Exposure,WTF? — floridaduh @ 1:25 pm

What’s wrong with dancing on a tractor?

Nothing, but problems may arise if you do so while simultaneously driving the tractor on a public street as you are way over the legal limit for booze with your genitals exposed.

sfl-flduh-dancing-tractor-genitals-20140807-001An Indian River County Sheriff’s investigator went to the 1100 block of 58th Avenue where another investigator said Velez-Morales was driving an International 354 tractor south. Velez-Morales was “dancing” in the seat, and had difficulty driving the farm implement.That’s pretty much what Elias Velez-Morales, 24, stands accused of during a July 24 incident that happened about 1:40 a.m. in Vero Beach, according to a recently released arrest affidavit.

Velez-Morales said he’d had three beers, and “appeared to be so intoxicated he was unable to give (his) name and address,” the affidavit states.

His genitals were exposed and he’d urinated on his clothes and himself.

The affidavit did not indicate whether Velez-Morales was performing a specific style of dance, such as ballroom or tap.

Velez-Morales said he’s never had a license.

After performing field sobriety exercises, Velez-Morales, whose address is unknown, was arrested on charges including DUI and no driver’s license.

A breath test measured his blood alcohol content at 0.249 and 0.240. The legal limit is 0.08.

 

No cowboy but man accused of exposing himself, playing lasso August 3, 2014

A dude in a polka-dot shirt and orange shorts may be tough to miss.

Perhaps even more so if he’s “exposing himself and giving people the finger.”

sfl-flduh-exposed-penis-swinging-20140731-001A woman identified as the victim flagged down a deputy, who saw a man walking away who matched the description of the suspect. The deputy detained the man, identified as 34-year-old David Gouldner, and spoke to the victim.Such a sight was reported the afternoon of July 18 to the Martin County Sheriff’s Office by a passerby in the 2100 block of Northeast Dixie Highway in Jensen Beach, according to a recently released arrest affidavit.

She said she was pulling into a parking lot when the man pulled down his pants and grabbed his penis.

“He began wiggling it in a circular manner then let go and started swinging it around,” an affidavit states. The affidavit didn’t state whether the “circular manner” was clockwise or counterclockwise.

The victim yelled at the man and he started to approach her. She said she backed away and saw the deputy drive by and began waving her arms.

A deputy tried to talk with Gouldner, but he wanted to fight.

Gouldner, of the 2000 block of Southwest Mockingbird Lane in Palm City, was arrested on an exposure of sexual organs charge.

Gouldner’s aliases and nicknames include “Ruby Red,” “Super Pimp” and “Carret Top,” a sheriff’s spokeswoman stated.

Gouldner passed out in the back seat of the deputy’s patrol car.

 

Cougar caged: Public sex nets woman, 68, six months in the slammer July 31, 2014

Filed under: Florida Nut,Bad Luck,Sexual Exposure,WTF?,Sad Story,Controversy,Dumb,Stupid — floridaduh @ 1:31 pm

sfl-flduh-villages-cougars-viagra-20140618-001Peggy Klemm, 68 will serve six months behind bars after police say she was caught having sex in public at the pavilion at Lake Sumter Landing Market Square.

Klemm stood before a judge Wednesday afternoon wiping a way tears and mouthing “I love you” to her husband of 50 years.

The indecent exposure and disorderly conduct charges were filed just four days after Klemm was given probation for reckless driving charges.

Meanwhile, the man she was caught having sex with, 49-year-old David Bobilya, of Summerfield, is also serving a six-month sentence on the same charges of indecent exposure and disorderly conduct.

Local 6 talked to her husband, Frank Klemm, who says the mom of four and grandmother of 14 deserves a second chance. Peggy takes care of her husband, who lost his leg to cancer.

“She is a super woman as far as I’m concerned,” Frank Klemm said. “And she deserves a second chance. That’s all I have to say.”

Klemm’s attorney, Allan Kaye says this plea deal was in her best interest as she could have been punished with more than a year behind bars.

Klemm apologized before the court as she walked out. She is getting credit for time served and has 135 days left to her six-month sentence. Klemm will also have a few thousand dollars in legal fees.

 

Geesh … hope she was at least wearing some sunscreen July 30, 2014

Filed under: Bizzarre,Controversy,Drunk,Funny,Nudity,Sexual Exposure,WTF? — floridaduh @ 1:34 pm

sfl-flduh-exposed-coverup-20140729-001A woman was arrested in Cocoa Beach on Friday after exposing herself to beachgoers, according to police.

An officer said he caught Megan Fowler, 26, exposing herself near Flagler Lane.

The officer said he found Fowler walking south on the beach near the water with her breasts exposed and her jean shorts falling enough below her waist to expose her privates.

The officer asked the Melbourne woman to put clothes on, but she began to yell, saying she didn’t have clothes and she wouldn’t put them on if she did.

1111-lrms-01-o+megan-fowler+lowrider-girls-modelPolice said Fowler was slurring her words and almost falling down while walking to the patrol car. Fowler said she had three shots of vodka, according to police.

The officer tried to cover her with a blanket, but Fowler refused to be covered, police said.

Fowler was arrested and booked on charges of disorderly intoxication and exposure of sexual organs.

 

From paradise to the pokey: Couple charged with having sex on the beach July 23, 2014

A man and a woman were arrested on charges of having sex in public on Cortez Beach on Sunday night, according to the Bradenton Beach Police Department.

sfl-flduh-sex-beach-cortez-20140722-001A witness called police and said she saw Elissa Alvarez, 20, and Jose Caballero, 39, fondling each other and eventually having sex on a sheet next to her at 8:36 p.m. Sunday in the 500 block of Gulf Drive on Cortez Beach, according to a report.

Six other people filled out complaints in connection to the incident, and the original witness told police she was especially upset because her 4-year-old daughter had witnessed the couple’s activities, according to the report.

One witness filmed the two on a camera phone as evidence for police, who took the two into custody and charged them both with lewd and lascivious exhibition, according to police records.

Both were taken to the Manatee County Sheriff’s Office jail and are currently out on $7,500 bond each.

Caballero has multiple charges on his record stemming from past drug use.

 

 

Joy McCall Gets 10 Years In Prison For Having Sex With 12-Year-Old Boy July 16, 2014

Joy L. McCall was arrested earlier this week after the 35-year-old was charged with having sex with a 12-year-old son of a family friend.

Joy-McCall1The victim’s mother called the Ocala Police Department to report she believed her son was in a sexual relationship with one of her friends. Her son supposedly told a friend at church about having a sexual  relationship with McCall, and that boy cock-blocked told his mother, who then contacted the victim’s mother to relay what she’d been told.

After learning of the possible relationship, the victim’s mother conducted her own investigation and found some disturbing text messages between McCall and her son that seemed to confirm the two had sex on multiple occasions. “She was able to see through the different text messaging that had occurred between McCall and the juvenile. And determine the dates that the incidents had occurred,’ said Sergeant Angy Scroble.

When police interviewed the boy, he confirmed his mother’s suspicions and told them he’d had sex with “Ms. Joy” on three occasions. The first was in January after he began receiving Facebook messages from McCall that “continued getting more heated.” After sending him pictures of herself in her underwear, she texted him to meet her at the Paddock Mall.

He did, and the two had sex in the backseat of McCall’s car. Five days later, she picked him up while he was riding his bicycle and the two had sex in some secluded woods. They met again in February and had sex in the same wooded area.

McCall, who has children the same age as the victim, was interviewed by police and admitted she’d had sex with the boy. Joy L. McCall was arrested and charged with three counts of lewd and lascivious battery. On Tuesday, Judge Jim McCune set McCall’s bond at $45,000.

McCall is currently on suicide watch at the Marion County Jail.

 

Man accused of exposing himself to boaters July 14, 2014

sfl-flduh-exposing-himself-boaters-20140711-001A 25-year-old Crestview man is accused of celebrating Independence Day by allegedly having sex with a woman in the water at Crab Island and then openly exposing himself to other revelers.

Witnesses said Emilo J. Ariasreyes and a woman were chest deep in the water, apparently having sex, the arrest report said. After they were done, Ariasreyes either stood up or moved to shallower water, exposing his buttocks to other boaters.

He then turned to face a boat, exposing his genitals, the report said. He waited until he could see the boaters looking in his direction. He then allegedly “threw his arms into the air as if to encourage and insure [sic] the viewing of his genitals.”

The boaters included a family including two men, two women, a 10-year-old boy, a 13-year-old boy and two 14-year-old girls who were family friends.

Ariasreyes is charged with lewd or lascivious exhibition by an offender older than 18 and a victim under age 12.

 

Burger King may be home of the whopper — but please keep yours under wraps July 11, 2014

sfl-flduh-burger-kings-slogan-20140710-001A man evidently couldn’t have it his way after being arrested during a late night lewd incident at a Burger King in Fort Pierce.

A lieutenant arrived and reported seeing a man later identified as James Williams with his pants halfway to his knees. Williams, 25, was fondling/caressing his nether region.Police about 11:52 p.m. on June 26 went to the fast food eatery in the 2000 block of South U.S. 1 after a report of a dude exposing himself, according to a recently released report.

Meanwhile, a witness reported she was behind the front counter when she saw Williams in front of the side door.

His pants were to his knees and his right hand was not holding a Whopper — Burger King’s signature sandwich — but his private parts.

Williams, listed as homeless, was arrested by Fort Pierce police on an indecent exposure charge.

 

 
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