The Bizarre World of Florida

Couple had sex on the beach … not the drink April 11, 2014

Filed under: Nudity,Sex,Florida Nut,Groping,Sexual Exposure,WTF?,Stupid,OK Then ..... — floridaduh @ 1:18 pm

A quick kiss on the cheek between a couple is widely considered an acceptable public display of affection.

But more than 20 minutes of full blown sexual intercourse could be considered pushing things.


The latter is the situation Shanna Kelley, 35, and 37-year-old Sean Dempsey apparently found themselves in about 12:30 a.m. April 2 in the area of the Tiki Bar restaurant in Fort Pierce, according to recently released records.

FPPD_case-thumb-500x389-15385A Fort Pierce police officer dispatched to the scene saw a woman with her pants down to her ankles and a nude dude “engaging in sexual intercourse in plain view of the road and surrounding areas,” a report states.

The man, identified as Dempsey, quickly “broke contact from the female and began pulling his pants up, while laughing.”

The woman, identified as Kelley, told investigators that Dempsey is her boyfriend and was in town for a visit.

She said they didn’t see anyone around, so they started having sex on the park picnic table.

Dempsey, who smelled of booze, said he had “a bit” to drink, saying he was trying to “have fun.”

He grew angry and made statements such as, “Why can`t you be cool, if I wanted to I could be a real (rectum) and make this arrest hard for you.”

Meanwhile, a man told investigators that he and a friend were fishing and the couple copulated for more than 20 minutes.

Kelley, of the 300 block of North 11th Street in Fort Pierce, and Dempsey, of the 100 block of Serenata Court in Port St. Lucie, each were arrested on an indecent exposure charge, while Dempsey also was arrested on a disorderly intoxication charge.


Christian High School Teacher Caught Half-Naked With 14-Year-Old Student April 8, 2014

Eric-Beasley-125x188A South Florida teacher was arrested Tuesday after he was caught having sex with a 14-year-old student, police said.

According to the Lighthouse Point police report, Eric Beasley, 24, was the ninth-grade student’s biology teacher at Zion Lutheran Christian School in Deerfield Beach.

An officer found Beasley and the teen having sex in a parked car behind a business, the report claimed.

While being questioned by detectives, Beasley admitted to engaging in inappropriate behavior with the girl at school, including kissing during her lunch breaks, the report stated.

“It’s absolutely appalling,” Rosalyn Smith, whose child attends the school, told Local 10.

Police said they also found pictures of Beasley’s penis on his phone that he sent to the girl.

“Not just my child, but I’m concerned about all of the children here at the school,” Smith said.

A student at the school said he thought Beasley was “a weird creep-o.”

School officials have not commented on the arrest.


Man accused of pumping more than fuel at gas station March 31, 2014

Filed under: Florida Nut,Funny,OK Then .....,Really Dumb,Sexual Exposure,Stupid,WTF? — floridaduh @ 2:16 pm

sfl-flduh-masturbating-gas-station-20140328-001Deputies arrested a Cape Coral man after reports that he was masturbating in a gas station.

Deputies say 25-year-old Christopher Cole was in the bathroom of a Hess gas station on Cape Coral Parkway Thursday.

Cole kept pushing the door open so a female customer could see him masturbating, according to the report.

Deputies say Cole ended up ejaculating into the hallway from the bathroom.

Cole was arrested and charged with disturbing the peace and indecent exposure.


When they say “Get a room”, I don’t think a Walgreen’s bathroom stall is what they had in mind March 25, 2014

The old, old adage, “Get a room” certainly holds true for one lust filled couple this past weekend in Winter Haven, Florida.

Christopher-Mahurin-250x30024-year-old Winter Haven man, Christopher Mahurin and 22 year-old Jenna Lynn Frey’s urges were so strong Saturday that the couple decided to stop at a Walgreen’s drug store and “bump uglies” in a stall in the women’s bathroom.

This is when the story turns south for Mahurin. While the pair was still in the stall, a 6 year-old female entered the restroom while her father stood nearby, according to Winter Haven police.

After the victim was inside of the restroom, Mahurin exited the stall completely naked. Mahurin immediately pushed the girl towards the door and she began screaming. The victim’s father, who was just outside of the restroom door, heard the screams and entered the restroom to grab his daughter.

When the WHPD did arrive, they found the adventurous couple in the parking lot sitting inside of a car with the keys in the ignition.

After denying the sexual escapade to police, Frey finally admitted to the dirty deed.

Mahurin was booked into the Polk county Jail on charges of Lewd/Lascivious Exhibition (F3), Indecent Exposure in Public (M1), Battery (M1) and Knowingly Driving With Suspended or Revoked License (M2).


‘Undressed’ Man Helps Cops Catch Serial Burglar: Pembroke Pines Police February 27, 2014

Filed under: Bizzarre,Funny,Interesting,Robbers,Sexual Exposure,Unusual,WTF? — floridaduh @ 8:07 pm

022714+Sergio+Alejandro+Ramirez-RodriguezAn undressed man running down the street led to the arrest of a serial burglar and his two accomplices in Pembroke Pines, police said Thursday.

Police say they received a 911 call around 7:20 p.m. Wednesday of a man seen running undressed in the Century Village community at 13255 Southwest 7th Court.

Officers found the undressed man, who said his home had just been burglarized, while police stopped a green minivan that was seen leaving the area, police said.

The victim said he was at home when he saw the suspect inside his home, and the suspect took off running. Despite being undressed, the victim gave chase through a golf course and near a fire station until he saw the suspect get into the green minivan, police said.

The suspect, 52-year-old Sergio Alejandro Ramirez-Rodriguez, is believed to be responsible for several burglaries in the community in the past few months and has been arrested numerous times for burglary dating back to 1986.

The other two suspects, 49-year-old Bennett Bowen and 46-year-old Heriberto Ramos, were charged with loitering and prowling.


Some people like to hang out in town … but …. this is not what they mean

sfl-flduh-exposed-himself-women-20140226-002A Sarasota homeless man has been arrested after police say he exposed himself in a lewd manner to three women around the downtown area in recent weeks.

27-year-old Michael Willett has been charged with three counts of Exposure of Sexual Organs.

According to Sarasota Police reports, Willett was seen on February 12th by a woman exiting the back door of a restaurant on Lime Avenue just north of Fruitville Road.  The woman told police he was masturbating across the alley, which is a short distance from a church and day care.

Another woman reported on February 18th that Willett followed her while masturbating as she walked along the 700 block of Central Avenue in the Rosemary District.

Then on February 20th, another woman says Willett followed her vehicle into the parking garage near the Hollywood 20 Theater on Main Street. She says when she exited her vehicle, he began masturbating.

A records search on Willetts indicates several previous arrests for indecent exposure in the past.


Man sunbathed naked at condo pool, cops say February 12, 2014

sfl-flduh-sunbathing-naked-condo-pool-20140211-001A 72-year-old man has been charged with indecent exposure after Orlando police said he was caught sunbathing naked by the swimming pool of a condominium complex.

Police were called Sunday to the Windhover Condos, near South Kirkman Road and Vineland Road. The responding officer said he arrived to find Thomas William Boschke lying on a beach chair with his shorts pulled down, exposing his genitals.

The officer said Boschke looked up and stared at him before shouting, “You got to be kidding me” and pulling up his shorts. The officer then took Boschke into custody.

Police said the fence surrounding the pool was unlocked and everyone in the complex, including children, had full access to the pool area. No children were present when the police officer responded to the scene.

Police said a witness told them Boscke kept adjusting his shorts and then had begun walking around the pool “as if he wanted someone to see” him exposing himself.


Cops: Woman’s face lashed with home invader’s penis January 29, 2014

untitledA Miami man living in the 4100 block of Northwest 18th Avenue made a big mistake when he responded to knocking on the rear door of his home at 3:10 Tuesday morning.

When he opened the door, police said, the man was confronted by two males pointing firearms at him, and demanding money. They didn’t get any. The two men then moved on to his daughter-in-law’s bedroom, and woke her up.
While pointing a gun at the 33-year-old woman, the men again demanded money. When one of the men didn’t get what he wanted, police said, he resorted to another method of assault: Puling out his penis, and “hitting the victim in her face,” with it, the police report states.
The suspects didn’t get any loot, but made off with two television sets valued at $600.

‘Polite’ driver shed clothes, touched self while checking out woman in Publix parking lot

os-publix-minivan-driver-touched-himself-20140-001The public is being asked to help deputies in Osceola County find a minivan driver who took off some of his clothes and touched himself after an encounter with a woman in a Publix parking lot in Kissimmee.

A woman told deputies a man driving a white minivan approached her and asked for directions at about 7:30 p.m. Saturday in the grocery-store parking lot at 8301 Champions Gate Boulevard.

“The male kept asking questions and even complimented her on the car she was driving. The male then opened his driver door which startled the female so she drove away,” Osceola County Sheriff’s Office spokeswoman Twis Lizasuain said in an email Monday.

“As she was driving away, she turned her head and noticed the male was starting to stand up and he was partially clothed inappropriately touching himself. The male drove through the McDonald’s parking lot and traveled down South Goodman Road.”

Lizasuain released a composite image of the driver in hopes of generating tips.


Apparently there was no happy meal — or happy ending — for this senior January 27, 2014

Filed under: Amazing,Florida Nut,Funny,Really Dumb,Sexual Exposure,Silly,Stupid,WTF? — floridaduh @ 3:58 pm

sfl-flduh-masturbating-mcdonalds-lot-20140124-001A man was arrested after watching porn and masturbating in a McDonald’s parking lot in Bonita Springs Thursday.

It happened around 7:36 p.m. on at the McDonald’s on S. Tamiami Trail.

When deputies arrived, they found a man- later identified as Spencer Toner – sitting in a Mercedes Benz looking at pornographic pictures on a small laptop while masturbating.

The deputy knocked on the window of the Mercedes.  Toner immediately shut off his laptop and rolled down his window.

Toner told deputies he was there to ‘get a bite to eat.’

Deputies asked for his license and registration and told him he was under arrest for indecent exposure.

Toner told them he was homeless and living out of his car.

The complainant met with deputies during this time and confirmed that Toner was the person in question.

The complainant also told deputies they confronted Toner telling him to leave because young children were around his vehicle.

However, Toner told them they were invading his privacy.

Toner was booked into the Lee County jail and faces indecent exposure charges.



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