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God … these people are getting weird .. Man ran to woman walking outside while fondling and exposing himself June 18, 2013

sfl-flduh-fondling-and-exposing-20130617-001A Fort Pierce man allegedly exposed and fondled himself while he ran toward a woman as she was walking along a street and grabbed her clothes, according to an arrest affidavit, reports TCPalm.com in Stuart.

The woman kicked the stranger, later identified as Nafredrick Altwon Robinson, 20, before calling the cops, who found him a short time later, according to the report.

Thank goodness.

 

Havoc on the highway…again …. Hooker danced topless on highway June 17, 2013

sfl-flduh-danced-topless-20130616-001A 25-year-old Jacksonville woman was arrested on South Orange Blossom Trail early Friday morning after a Florida Highway Patrol trooper saw her dancing topless.

According to an arrest report, one driver and a motorcyclist had already stopped to stare as Corwin Mathis danced on the corner of 25th Street. She was holding a shirt in her right hand when the trooper approached.

“Corwin was dancing in a provocative manner and her bare breasts were exposed,” the report said.

The woman covered herself as the trooper approached, but when the cop told her she could not dance topless in public, the report said she smiled, exposed herself again and provocatively put her shirt back on while making sexual noises.

“I attempted to give Corwin a warning, but she was argumentative and confrontational,” the trooper said in the report. “Judging by her lack of cooperation, she was more than likely going to continue exposing herself as soon as I left.”

The exchange was caught on the trooper’s dashcam video. That video has not yet been released.

Mathis was arrested and taken to the Orange County Jail, where authorities said she admitted being a prostitute.

She faces charges of indecent exposure and resisting arrest without violence.

 

Man exposed himself at park, desired oral sex from undercover officer June 13, 2013

sfl-flduh-undercover-officer-20130612-001On today’s date, 6/12/13, members of the Special Deployment Unit (SDU) were in Scott Springs Park, 2300 SW 24th Ave., in an undercover capacity. While there, one of the officers observed a white male subject, later identified as Larry Joe Dambach, DOB 7/3/45, with his pants down in an area where the various trails intersect.

Dambach pulled up his pants and suggested they go sit at a picnic table. Upon sitting down, Dambach pulled out a pipe to smoke marijuana – later field tested positive. He then asked the undercover officer why he was there. When the answer was “oral sex”, Dambach requested that the undercover officer meet him on one of the trails, over a hill. When the officer followed, he found Dambach exposing himself and confirming he wanted oral sex performed on him.

At that point, the officer identified himself as a law enforcement officer and placed Dambach under arrest. Dambach declined to speak with the officer any further. The officer noted that two vans of mentally handicapped persons were present in the park at the time of this incident.

Dambach was transported to the Marion County Jail an charged with one count of Exposure of Sexual Organs and one count of Possession of Marijuana.

 

Mom Uses Target Ad To Help Cops Arrest Man Preying On Daughter June 12, 2013

St. Petersburg, Florida – A St. Petersburg mother hopes her story cautions parents to the dangers social media and sex predators.

Michael-BradleyMichael Jerome Bradley, 23, was arrested on Friday after being accused of trying to lure her daughter into having sex.

“I unlocked her phone and I discovered a grown man on Facebook trying to befriend her,” said the mother who identified herself only as Caroline to protect the identity of her daughter.

She told 10 News that her 11-year-old daughter defied her order and created a Facebook account- a decision that threatened to drop her squarely into the crutches of an alleged sex predator.

When her daughter signed up on the social media website back in May, she was reportedly contacted by Bradley, who said he wanted to have sex with her.

Caroline discovered her daughter was communicating with the man, called him and warned him to stop messaging the pre-teen, but Bradley allegedly would not stop.

Finally, when Bradley asked for a nude picture of the girl, Caroline decided to set-up a trap.

“I scrolled through the Target paper. I saw a girl in her bra, so I just grabbed my cell phone, took a picture of it and sent it to him,” she said.

In return, Caroline said Bradley sent nude photos to the person he thought was the girl, which was enough evidence for the St. Petersburg Police Department to make an arrest.

When asked how seeing something like that made her feel, Caroline told 10 News she was “very terrified,” before adding, “I just thank God that I got a hold of it when I did. I can only image how far things could have gone if I would not have got a hold of it.”

Bradley is being held at the Pinellas County Jail with a bail of $120,000. He was charged with eight counts of displaying obscene images to a minor and unlawful use of a two-way communication device.

 

High-ranking Venice City officials resign after sexual romp in park

51b723953d595_preview-300VENICE, Fla. – A sexual romp in the park costs two Venice City officials their jobs.

Director of Community Development Chad Minor and Planning Coordinator Kelly Bricker resigned back on May 31st.

They stepped down after being caught having sex in Minor’s car by an undercover police officer at Caspersen Beach on the afternoon of May 15th.

This is the latest setback for Venice’s Director of Community Development position.

The previous director, Tom Slaughter, resigned two years ago, amid allegations of sexual harassment.

 

Man repeatedly drove past teens exposing himself and masturbating June 11, 2013

sfl-flduh-exposing-masturbating-20130610-001A Deltona man was arrested and accused of exposing himself to three teen girls while slowly driving past them as they walked down a street, Volusia deputies said.

 

Jonathan Owens, 21, propped himself up on his vehicle’s seat while driving past the girls, exposing himself at window level and masturbating, an arrest report shows.

 

The three girls — 14, 15 and 17 — told investigating deputies that they were walking from a gas station at the corner of Howland and Courland boulevards at 11:18 p.m. Friday and noticed a gold colored sport utility vehicle drive past them several times.

 

The girls said that they got nervous and scared after they saw Owens prop himself up to expose himself to them.

 

The vehicle drove past the girls so many times that they were able to memorize the license plate numbers. That tag number led deputies to a home at 2561 Alton Road where they found Owens, the report said.

 

The girls were taken in separate patrol cars to where Owens was located, and they positively identified him, deputies said.

 

Owens was charged with two counts of aggravated stalking on a person under the age of 16 and three counts of lewd and lascivious conduct by a person older than 18.

 

Owens left the Volusia County Branch Jail Saturday after posting $5,500 bail, a booking officer said Monday.

 

Drunken man cussed, mooned resort staff, mom and child

sfl-flduh-mooned-resort-staff-20130610-001Cops responded to a suspicious person report from the Beach Front Resort on Friday around midnight, according to an arrest affidavit from the St. Augustine Beach Police Department.

The property manager told cops that she had found a man — who was not a guest –  wandering the resort’s hallways and had asked him several times to leave the property. After being escorted to the front desk, the man yelled profanities at the property manager in the presence of a mom and her 9-year-old son, the affidavit stated.

The mom allegedly told cops that after she overheard the onslaught of vulgar language directed at the clerk, the man then grabbed his genitals, dropped his pants and mooned them.

Cops found the man, later identified as Jeremy Rhyne Robbins, a  26-year-old from Conover, North Carolina, standing by bus stop near the pier parking lot and took him into custody.

Robbins later blew a .144 on when tested to determine whether he was under the influence of alcohol.
Cops charged Robbins with Disorderly Conduct.

 

2 arrested for exposing themselves at county park May 30, 2013

PORT CHARLOTTE, FL. – Two Port Charlotte men were arrested Wednesday for exposing themselves at a county park.

The arrests were part of an operation conducted by the Sheriff’s Office’s Narcotics Unit.

63-year-old Jonathan Lowell Porter and 65-year-old Paul Alan Schaffer were both arrested on the first degree misdemeanor charges after they both exposed and fondled themselves at Kiwanis Park in Port Charlotte.

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The Narcotics Unit conducted an undercover operation in both Kiwanis Park on Donora Street and in Sunrise Park on Edgewater Drive after receiving information of people participating in illegal sexual activity within the parks.

The undercover officer went to Sunrise Park at about 5 p.m. where he first met Porter, who engaged him in conversation. The undercover officer left Sunrise Park after about 30 minutes and went to Kiwanis Park. Shortly after he arrived, Porter pulled in to the same park. While they were chatting, Schaffer arrived on his bicycle.

According to reports, as soon as Schaffer got off his bike, he began to rub his genitals over top of his pants. Schaffer also began talking to the undercover detective, telling him about a secluded area of the park as Porter walked away elsewhere. Schaffer led the detective down a path into a wooded area. Even though the area was in the woods, it was still within sight of people in the park. It was noted that there was a mother with two small children in the park at the time.

Porter walked up to the area where Schaffer and the detective were. Both Porter and Schaffer are alleged to have exposed their genitals and to have started to masturbate. The detective signaled for other detectives to come in to take Porter and Schaffer into custody. They were transported to the Charlotte County Jail. They were released on $1,000 bond each.

The Sheriff’s Office’s Narcotics Unit often randomly conducts such operations when they have information of illegal sexual activity taking place. This activity often takes place in public areas, such as county parks, where families with children also go.

 

The Sexxxtons Mother-Daughter Porn Duo Seek Father-Son Sex Scene Partners May 29, 2013

Filed under: Amazing,Bizzarre,Florida Nut,Nudity,Sex,Sexual Exposure,WTF? — floridaduh @ 8:05 pm

A mother and daughter duo who make porn films together are looking for a father-son team willing to join them on camera.

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Jessica Sexxxton, 56, and her daughter, Monica, 22, have been shooting sex scenes together for the last 18 months for their own self-titled website, sometimes sharing the same partner, but not at the same time and never with each other — a technicality that keeps their films from being legally considered incest.

Now the Tampa, Fla.-based twosome are hoping to take their unorthodox relationship to the next level, with a nationwide search for a real father and son willing to shoot a porn film scene with them.

“It’s something we’ve considered for a while,” Jessica Sexxxton told The Huffington Post. “We once dated brothers in real life on and off for a couple of years. They were closer to [Monica's] age, but we haven’t done a father and son in real life or on camera.”

Like the Sexxxtons, the father and son won’t have sex with each other, but Monica already has the scenario for this sordid family affair in mind.

“Something like, ‘Hey Dad, my girlfriend’s got a hot mom,’” Monica hypothesized to HuffPost. “But we’d probably cater to the fantasy by having the father have sex with me.”

The Sexxxtons tried casting a scene before using non-related actors as the father and son, but Monica said she didn’t like the results, because the man cast as the “Dad” “looked too much like the “Cockroach” guy from that movie, ‘Men In Black.’”

 

Drunken sex offender stood naked along busy roadside

sfl-flduh_busy-road-while-totally-naked-201305-001A caller informed dispatchers that a totally naked man was standing on the side of a St. Augustine road this past Sunday about 5 p.m., according to an arrest affidavit from the St. Johns Sheriff’s Office.

The deputy arrived and saw the man, later identified as Robert John Judy, standing along State Road 16 wearing only shoes and short black socks — and causing traffic congestion, the deputy wrote in his report.

Judy was also drunk, according to the arrest report.

When the deputy tried to put Judy in the patrol car, the 58-year-old man allegedly tensed up, pulled away from the deputy and then tightened his arms to prevent the deputy from placing his hands behind his back.

The report also identified Judy as a sexual offender.

Judy was charged with Disorderly Conduct and Resisting an Officer.

This is Judy’s 7th booking into the St. Johns County Jail, inmate records show.

 

 
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