The Bizarre World of Florida

Man caught in sexapade; his girlfriend caught with something else, cops say July 17, 2014

It could be said the evening was going swimmingly for the 57-year-old man.

Not only was he intoxicated, but he was actively engaged in sexual intercourse with a 45-year-old woman, also intoxicated.

sfl-fls-sex-romp-20140716-001The man told police when Hughes spied him and the other woman together, she grew “enraged and started shattering everything of his in the house,” according to a recently released Port St. Lucie police report.But the situation that June 27 night in Port St. Lucie soured suddenly when the man’s girlfriend, Linda Hughes, 54, came home and saw them mid-romp.

As a rule of thumb, women do not approve of their boyfriends having sex with other women.

Still, the 57-year-old man said he didn’t want to pursue charges against Hughes for trashing his sports memorabilia, valued at $2,000, and furniture.

The 45-year-old woman said she and the 57-year-old man were in a fornication situation when Hughes “walked in and caught them.” She said Hughes got upset and started destroying “everything in the residence.”

She started quarreling with Hughes about breaking stuff when Hughes kicked her in the abdomen.

Meanwhile, Hughes said she came home after drinking and found her boyfriend and the 45-year-old woman copulating.

The 45-year-old woman wouldn’t let police photograph the area where Hughes is alleged to have kicked her. She said it was “too embarrassing.”

“It should be noted that all parties were intoxicated and refused to write statements,” the report states.

Police arrested Hughes, of the 1200 block of Southwest Mot Court in Port St. Lucie, on a battery charge.

On the way to jail, an officer reported Hughes was moving around and fiddling with her hands behind her back. The officer found a pot pipe under the seat where Hughes had been sitting.

“I’m sorry, it was my friends and I forgot I had it on me so I didn’t want to get caught with it on me,” Hughes is quoted as saying.

Hughes was arrested on additional charges including possession of less than 20 grams of marijuana, possession of drug paraphernalia and smuggling contraband – introduce into a detention facility.


Joy McCall Gets 10 Years In Prison For Having Sex With 12-Year-Old Boy July 16, 2014

Joy L. McCall was arrested earlier this week after the 35-year-old was charged with having sex with a 12-year-old son of a family friend.

Joy-McCall1The victim’s mother called the Ocala Police Department to report she believed her son was in a sexual relationship with one of her friends. Her son supposedly told a friend at church about having a sexual  relationship with McCall, and that boy cock-blocked told his mother, who then contacted the victim’s mother to relay what she’d been told.

After learning of the possible relationship, the victim’s mother conducted her own investigation and found some disturbing text messages between McCall and her son that seemed to confirm the two had sex on multiple occasions. “She was able to see through the different text messaging that had occurred between McCall and the juvenile. And determine the dates that the incidents had occurred,’ said Sergeant Angy Scroble.

When police interviewed the boy, he confirmed his mother’s suspicions and told them he’d had sex with “Ms. Joy” on three occasions. The first was in January after he began receiving Facebook messages from McCall that “continued getting more heated.” After sending him pictures of herself in her underwear, she texted him to meet her at the Paddock Mall.

He did, and the two had sex in the backseat of McCall’s car. Five days later, she picked him up while he was riding his bicycle and the two had sex in some secluded woods. They met again in February and had sex in the same wooded area.

McCall, who has children the same age as the victim, was interviewed by police and admitted she’d had sex with the boy. Joy L. McCall was arrested and charged with three counts of lewd and lascivious battery. On Tuesday, Judge Jim McCune set McCall’s bond at $45,000.

McCall is currently on suicide watch at the Marion County Jail.


Man kept 3 women as sex slaves in his home June 14, 2014

A Florida man is accused of keeping three women trapped in his home as sex slaves for months, reports CBS affiliate WGFL.

timothydeeganTimothy Deegan, 53, is facing three counts of human trafficking, and deputies say they were made aware of the well-known Alachua County accountant’s alleged crimes back in December, when deputies arrested the suspect on sexual battery charges. The Gainesville Sun reports Deegan was arrested last Friday.

According to the Alachua County Sheriff’s Office, the incident in December led to further investigation which uncovered evidence of drugs, prostitution and human trafficking.

“[Deegan] has been having females live in his residence,” Sgt. Becky Butscher told the station. “He has been providing them drugs in exchange for sex. He has also been providing transportation, hotel rooms, in order for them to participate in prostitution activity.”

Butscher said the suspect kept tabs on the unidentified victims using video surveillance, and would track them with the GPS on their cell phones.

“He has recorded the sex acts, and he has controlled the females by providing drugs to them, by creating traps inside the residence,” said Butscher.

Cindy Schirmer, Deegan’s neighbor, told WGFL that their small, quiet neighborhood of Meadowbrook Ridge, in Gainesville, has been rocked by the news. “We felt like this was just the safest, nicest neighborhood…. It’s just really hard for our neighbors to feel safe having him here,” she said. “He’s not welcome here.”

Deegan is currently behind held in the Alachua County Jail on $300,000 bond, the station reports. In addition to the human trafficking charges, Butscher says the suspect could face charges for drugs and video recordings of sexual activity.


Man, 77, accused of exposing his banana at farmers market June 5, 2014

A 77-year-old man was arrested Wednesday after a woman said he rubbed his private parts against her at a farmers market at the Volusia County Fairgrounds, the Sheriff’s Office said.

cartoon patient bananaThe woman was shopping at the crowded market on New York Avenue east of DeLand about 9:30 a.m. when she felt what she assumed was a bag of produce touch her twice from behind, investigators said.

Just before the incident, another woman said she saw Luis Gonzaga walk by with his genitals exposed and then cover himself with a plastic bag, which he removed when he got in line behind the shopper, deputies said.

The witness called to the woman to let her know what was going on, and Gonzaga tried to run away, investigators said. Shoppers tackled him and held him until deputies arrived.

Gonzaga, who lives in Orange City, at first denied that he indecently exposed himself but later said the exposure might have been inadvertent, investigators said. He acknowledged finding the woman in front of him “very attractive,” according to the Sheriff’s Office.

The incident happened in front of children, including babies and toddlers.

Gonzaga was being held late Wednesday at the Volusia County Branch Jail in Daytona Beach on charges of lewd or lascivious exhibition, indecent exposure and battery. Bail was set at $106,500.


If a guy in a Walmart parking lot offers to read your palm with his hand down your shirt, he may not be a real psychic May 20, 2014

1400553709860A man has been arrested for inappropriately touching two women outside of a Seminole County Walmart, police said.

Sanford police have arrested Zulfikar Jaffer, 52.

Last Thursday police said  Jaffer approached a female in the Walmart parking lot and indicated that he wanted to read her palm, police said. He then proceeded to place his hand down the victim’s shirt.

Then, just before noon Monday, a second female contacted the Sanford Police Department to report she was approached by a man who asked to read her palm at an Aldi near the Walmart. The woman said he then followed her into the parking lot, and convinced her to sit in his car and let him read her palm again. That’s when the woman said placed his hand down the front of her shirt.

The woman got out and called 911, and when Sanford Police arrived and saw Jaffer’s car, they said they recognized it from the incident Thursday and took him into custody.

He was arrested on two counts of battery and was released from the John E. Polk Correctional Facility on bond.

Investigators are concerned that Jaffer has additional victims.


Man won’t face charges in brutal 1991 rape, despite overwhelming DNA evidence May 14, 2014

A Florida man won’t face trial in a 1991 Michigan rape case, despite overwhelming DNA evidence, because the statute of limitations has run out, prosecutors said.

rape14n-1-webWilliam Google, of Jacksonville, was linked to a 23-year-old rape and kidnapping case in Battle Creek, Mich., after his DNA matched up with evidence taken from the unsolved case last year.

Google, 47, claimed he knew the victim — though she told police otherwise — but never raped her.

“I don’t care about the statute of limitations,” he fumed to Jacksonville’s Action News. “I’m not a rapist.”

“I know this girl, but I didn’t rape this girl,” he said. “I had sex with her, but I didn’t rape her.”

The grim case dates to April 1991 when the woman said she was raped by two men she encountered in Battle Creek, a city about two hours west of Detroit, Calhoun County Prosecutor David Gilbert told the Daily News.

The woman told cops the men snatched her off the street, beat her and raped her behind a house on Yuba St.

During the attack, one of the men said, “I’ve done this before,” Gilbert told Michigan’s WWMT-TV.

The two men were never caught.

The victim, who still lives in Michigan, told police at the time she did not know her attackers.

The case remained dormant until last year, when DNA taken from Google following a felony conviction for failure to pay child support matched up with evidence taken from the victim.

Though the match wasn’t a lock, Gilbert said the analysis showed “a one in 100 quadrillion chance” that the DNA was someone else’s.

“To most people you’d say OK, that’s probably the person,” Gilbert told WWMT-TV.

Google, who was living in Jacksonville, was shipped back to Michigan late last year and placed in Calhoun County Jail to await charges on first-degree criminal sexual conduct.

But he was released in late October after prosecutors determined a now-defunct statute of limitations on rape cases had run out.

“In 1991, the statute of limitations on rape was six years. That means you had to bring charges within six years,” Gilbert told the Daily News. “It would have run in 1997.”

Gilbert also sought to bring kidnapping charges, but the statute of limitations for that crime passed in 2001.


Every man dreams of threesomes with two babes …. then there’s this guy May 3, 2014

1399025497154A New Port Richey man is behind bars after deputies said he had sex with two underage girls several times.

Brian Silliman, 31, is facing two counts of lewd and lascivious behavior and one count of possession of drug paraphernalia.

According to the Pasco County Sheriff’s Office, the girls, who are 12 and 13 years old, took a taxi to his home on March 21. Once the girls were there, detectives said Silliman had sex with both girls.

Detectives said the girls admitted to having sex with Silliman, and they eventually learned the 12-year-old girl had sex with Silliman approximately 10 times over the past month.

The 12-year-old girl also said Silliman went as far as giving her a cell phone to communicate when and where they could meet, the report said. The phone contained text messages from Silliman that read, “I am so in love.”

Silliman was arrested on Wednesday. He remains in the Land O’ Lakes Detention Center in lieu of $20,150 bond.


When questioned after his arrest for rape of 10-year-old, man explains, “I’m not the normal guy that everyone thinks I am” April 23, 2014

Michael-HelmickA Marion County man has been arrested on capital sexual battery charges after deputies say he sexually assaulted a 10-year-old and said during his interview that he has an addiction that needs mental help.

Michael Helmick, 38, was charged by Marion County Sheriff’s Office on Monday with two counts of sexual battery after two inappropriate contact incidents with the 10-year-old victim.

While Helmick was being interviewed by deputies, he said, “I’m not the normal guy that everyone thinks I am,” according to the report, and said he has been accused and/or arrested five separate times on sexual based offenses.

During those accusations, Helmick said he has asked for mental help for several years and has not received it, deputies said.

Helmick also said that he has an addiction to adult pornography and dates females “much younger” than he is, according to the report.

Helmick was taken to Marion County Jail.


“When police searched his car, they found condoms, the loaded handgun and a shovel and duct tape inside.” April 12, 2014

3489808_GA loaded handgun, shovel and duct tape were found in the car of a man Davie Police say was arrested for having sex with a 14-year-old girl.

Antonio Seisdedos, 36, was arrested Thursday on charges of engaging in a sexual act with a person under 16, computer pornography and child exploitation and traveling for computer pornography and child exploitation, according to a Davie Police arrest report.

Seisdedos was being held on $14,500 bond Friday, court records showed. No attorney was listed in court records. Efforts to get a comment from someone at Seisdedos’ address were unsuccessful.

According to the arrest report, the victim’s mother went to police after she found several text messages on the girl’s phone from Seisdedos. Seisdedos and the teen texted about having sex in the messages, which dated back to February, the report said.

When police spoke with the teen, she admitted to having oral sex with Seisdedos in his car, the report said. She told police she had been approached by Seisdedos outside a Publix, and he told her she was cute and asked if they could exchange phone numbers, the report said.

The girl said she told Seisdedos she was just 14, the report said. She also admitted to sending him naked photos of herself, the report said.

Using the teen’s phone, police contacted Seisdedos posing as the girl and arranged to meet with him. He didn’t show up for the first meeting but when he showed up to a second arranged meeting, he was taken into custody, the report said.

When police searched his car, they found condoms, the loaded handgun and a shovel and duct tape inside, the report said.

Seisdedos refused to speak with officers without his attorney, the report said.


Christian High School Teacher Caught Half-Naked With 14-Year-Old Student April 8, 2014

Eric-Beasley-125x188A South Florida teacher was arrested Tuesday after he was caught having sex with a 14-year-old student, police said.

According to the Lighthouse Point police report, Eric Beasley, 24, was the ninth-grade student’s biology teacher at Zion Lutheran Christian School in Deerfield Beach.

An officer found Beasley and the teen having sex in a parked car behind a business, the report claimed.

While being questioned by detectives, Beasley admitted to engaging in inappropriate behavior with the girl at school, including kissing during her lunch breaks, the report stated.

“It’s absolutely appalling,” Rosalyn Smith, whose child attends the school, told Local 10.

Police said they also found pictures of Beasley’s penis on his phone that he sent to the girl.

“Not just my child, but I’m concerned about all of the children here at the school,” Smith said.

A student at the school said he thought Beasley was “a weird creep-o.”

School officials have not commented on the arrest.



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