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The Bizarre World of Florida

Couple had sex on the beach … not the drink April 11, 2014

Filed under: Florida Nut,Groping,Nudity,OK Then .....,Sex,Sexual Exposure,Stupid,WTF? — floridaduh @ 1:18 pm

A quick kiss on the cheek between a couple is widely considered an acceptable public display of affection.

But more than 20 minutes of full blown sexual intercourse could be considered pushing things.

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The latter is the situation Shanna Kelley, 35, and 37-year-old Sean Dempsey apparently found themselves in about 12:30 a.m. April 2 in the area of the Tiki Bar restaurant in Fort Pierce, according to recently released records.

FPPD_case-thumb-500x389-15385A Fort Pierce police officer dispatched to the scene saw a woman with her pants down to her ankles and a nude dude “engaging in sexual intercourse in plain view of the road and surrounding areas,” a report states.

The man, identified as Dempsey, quickly “broke contact from the female and began pulling his pants up, while laughing.”

The woman, identified as Kelley, told investigators that Dempsey is her boyfriend and was in town for a visit.

She said they didn’t see anyone around, so they started having sex on the park picnic table.

Dempsey, who smelled of booze, said he had “a bit” to drink, saying he was trying to “have fun.”

He grew angry and made statements such as, “Why can`t you be cool, if I wanted to I could be a real (rectum) and make this arrest hard for you.”

Meanwhile, a man told investigators that he and a friend were fishing and the couple copulated for more than 20 minutes.

Kelley, of the 300 block of North 11th Street in Fort Pierce, and Dempsey, of the 100 block of Serenata Court in Port St. Lucie, each were arrested on an indecent exposure charge, while Dempsey also was arrested on a disorderly intoxication charge.

 

Kansas man drove nearly non-stop to Florida for sex, used car as toilet April 10, 2014

Filed under: Bad Luck,Dumb,Funny,Interesting,OK Then .....,Really Dumb,Sex,Stupid,WTF? — floridaduh @ 7:11 pm

sfl-flduh-kansas-sex-bathroom-20140409-001A diminutive traveler from Kansas was in such a hurry to have sex with a teen girl in Longwood, he drove nearly non-stop across the country before his arrest Tuesday, bypassing bathroom breaks, police say.

Christopher Lanning, 40, arrived at a gas station in Longwood in a vehicle that reeked of human waste as part of his plan to have sex with a Seminole County high school student, said Officer Kevin Tuck, a spokesman for the Longwood Police Department.

Instead, the 4-foot, 10-inch Lanning, was arrested on a slew of charges in what the Longwood police department called a “To Catch a Predator” undercover sting.

A bottle of urine was found in Lanning’s vehicle.

“It was pretty bad,” Tuck said Wednesday.

The 90-pound unemployed suspect from Kansas City, Kansas faced a judge Wednesday afternoon during his first court appearance in Sanford.

Lanning asked the judge if he could return home — a request made before the judge had an opportunity to set his bond.

“May I ask a favor?” Lanning asked the court.

Lanning told the judge he is not a flight risk and hasn’t had major trouble with the law.

“I made a major mistake in judgment,” Lanning said.

A Seminole County judge set Lanning’s bond at $15,300. Lanning was ordered to not use the computer or the Internet.

He will be arraigned May 20.

Lanning faces charges ranging from traveling to meet a child for sex and transmitting obscene material to a minor.

Tuck said officers routinely go online to monitor such activity.

The investigation began in March.

“He contacted us,” Tuck said.

Lanning thought he was chatting with a 14-year-old girl. It was really an undercover officer.

He made arrangements to meet what he thought was a Lyman High School girl for sex, Tuck said.

Lanning was arrested after driving to a Shell station at 100 Dog Track Road at 4:30 p.m. Tuesday.

The gas station is next to Lyman High.

 

Christian High School Teacher Caught Half-Naked With 14-Year-Old Student April 8, 2014

Eric-Beasley-125x188A South Florida teacher was arrested Tuesday after he was caught having sex with a 14-year-old student, police said.

According to the Lighthouse Point police report, Eric Beasley, 24, was the ninth-grade student’s biology teacher at Zion Lutheran Christian School in Deerfield Beach.

An officer found Beasley and the teen having sex in a parked car behind a business, the report claimed.

While being questioned by detectives, Beasley admitted to engaging in inappropriate behavior with the girl at school, including kissing during her lunch breaks, the report stated.

“It’s absolutely appalling,” Rosalyn Smith, whose child attends the school, told Local 10.

Police said they also found pictures of Beasley’s penis on his phone that he sent to the girl.

“Not just my child, but I’m concerned about all of the children here at the school,” Smith said.

A student at the school said he thought Beasley was “a weird creep-o.”

School officials have not commented on the arrest.

 

Off-Duty Deputy Shoots Man After Catching Couple Having Sex in Community Pool March 31, 2014

reflections+of+boca+del+marAuthorities say an off-duty deputy shot a man after a confrontation with a couple that was having sex in the pool of a Boca Raton housing complex, according to NBC affiliate WPTV.

The deputy, who lives in Reflections of Boca del Mar at 5500 Pacific Blvd, said he found the couple engaging in sexual activity, WPTV reported. He told the couple that he is a deputy and asked them to leave the premises.

Although they left reluctantly, the couple returned a short time later and the man approached the deputy, who was sitting in a lounge chair, according to WPTV.

The man was reportedly hovering over the deputy in a threatening manner, leading to a confrontation in which the man attempted to strike the deputy and the deputy opened fire.

The man is now in critical condition at Delray Medical Center, according to WPTV.

Detectives are investigating the incident, and the unnamed deputy has been placed on administrative leave, which is standard protocol.

 

 

The man was reportedly hovering over the deputy in a threatening manner, leading to a confrontation in which the man attempted to strike the deputy and the deputy opened fire.

The man is now in critical condition at Delray Medical Center, according to WPTV.

Detectives are investigating the incident, and the unnamed deputy has been placed on administrative leave, which is standard protocol.

 

When they say “Get a room”, I don’t think a Walgreen’s bathroom stall is what they had in mind March 25, 2014

The old, old adage, “Get a room” certainly holds true for one lust filled couple this past weekend in Winter Haven, Florida.

Christopher-Mahurin-250x30024-year-old Winter Haven man, Christopher Mahurin and 22 year-old Jenna Lynn Frey’s urges were so strong Saturday that the couple decided to stop at a Walgreen’s drug store and “bump uglies” in a stall in the women’s bathroom.

This is when the story turns south for Mahurin. While the pair was still in the stall, a 6 year-old female entered the restroom while her father stood nearby, according to Winter Haven police.

After the victim was inside of the restroom, Mahurin exited the stall completely naked. Mahurin immediately pushed the girl towards the door and she began screaming. The victim’s father, who was just outside of the restroom door, heard the screams and entered the restroom to grab his daughter.

When the WHPD did arrive, they found the adventurous couple in the parking lot sitting inside of a car with the keys in the ignition.

After denying the sexual escapade to police, Frey finally admitted to the dirty deed.

Mahurin was booked into the Polk county Jail on charges of Lewd/Lascivious Exhibition (F3), Indecent Exposure in Public (M1), Battery (M1) and Knowingly Driving With Suspended or Revoked License (M2).

 

Man accused of soliciting prostitute with his 3-year-old son in the car says it was all a big misunderstanding March 11, 2014

Filed under: Bad Luck,Controversy,Interesting,OK Then .....,Sex,Stupid,WTF? — floridaduh @ 7:49 pm

FLORIDA-MANWith his 2-year-old son in the car, police said Patrick Williams tried to pick up a prostitute for oral sex on busy Ridgewood Avenue, but the working woman police say he was soliciting was actually working undercover.

“I never solicited in any way. She came over, offered everything. It’s a big entrapment. Police sting,” Williams told WESH 2.

Police Chief Mike Chitwood said the Ridgewood area is a hot spot for prostitutes, and taking his son along for the ride was a dangerous and stupid move.

“I said I got my kid. She said ‘that’s cool, I’ve got a room.’ I said ‘yeah, yeah whatever.’ Then we turn around to get away from my car. As soon as I turned, drove way away. Blocks up the road, they lit me up,” Williams said.

“He’s a father, married man. Normally on Ridgewood Avenue are these disease-infested prostitutes,” Chitwood said. “You run the risk to get robbed or whatever else you want to do and you think it’s okay to bring your 4-year-old kid with you?”

Williams said he wasn’t doing anything shady with the woman he believed was a prostitute on Ridgewood. In fact, he said, while on the way to buy his kids toys, he stopped to pray for the woman.

The police report paints a much different story.

In the arrest affidavit, police said the undercover officer told Williams, “she had a room and said that the child could watch cartoons.”

Williams allegedly told the officer he would turn around, keeping his back to the child, so the toddler wouldn’t see the sexual act.

Williams said his wife was angry and that he “explained the situation. The reality is I thought it was some crazy crackhead. I felt bad for her, prayed for her and drove off.”

To make matters worse, the child who police said was almost a witness to his own father involved with a prostitute, instead had to watch his father be led away in handcuffs.

“He cried. Three-year-old son crying,” Williams said. “We were on the way to go buy him some toys. It’s causing so many problems. Soon to be ex-wife is pissed about it. It’s just been a terrible situation.”

Williams said he plans on fighting the charges.

Meanwhile, Chitwood said in the past two weeks, police have arrested 50 people in the same area for prostitution.

 

“I haven’t been penetrated in years,” and “I am so horny.” February 25, 2014

24808583_BG1A Punta Gorda woman was arrested Friday night for misuse of 911, after asking dispatchers to send an officer she found attractive back to her home for some ‘extra duty.’

Police say the initial 911 call happened just after 6 p.m., when Maria Montenez-Colon complained that she wanted her Corvette back.

When the officer arrived at the Almar Drive home, he said Montenez-Colon was very drunk.

The 58-year-old immediately told the officer he was sexy and asked if he was married, according to the incident report. Then she started over-sharing.

Montenez-Colon allegedly told the officer, “I haven’t been penetrated in years,” and “I am so horny.”

The officer tried to steer the conversation back to the topic of the call, asking what he could do for her.

Montenez-Colon’s response was “You can [expletive] me,” according to the report.

After telling Montenez-Colon that her request was inappropriate, the officer got her past the sexual advances and she told him she’d signed ownership of a Corvette over to her step-son after her husband died. Now she wanted it back.

While relaying the car ownership tale, police say Montenez-Colon repeatedly tried to grab the officer’s arm and tried to rub her hands on his chest.

The officer says he told Montenez-Colon there was nothing he could do for you, and he left – handing her a card with the department’s number on it for future non-emergency calls.

Less than an hour later, Montenez-Colon called 911 again, complaining the officer who was at her home “pissed her off.”

The original officer arrived, along with a second officer.

Montenez-Colon reportedly complained about the original visit to the second officer, saying, “He was a perfect gentleman, but when I asked him to [expletive] me, he turned me down so that made me angry.”

When asked by the original officer if she remembered the conversation about misuse of 911, Montenez-Colon allegedly said, “I do, but how else am I going to get you to [expletive] me?”

Montenez-Colon was arrested for Misuse of 911 and booked into the Charlotte County Jail.

“When people continue to abuse the 911 system you gotta take a stand, you gotta take a position,” explained Lt. Joe King, Punta Gorda Police Dept.

Neighbors say what Montenez-Colon really needs is treatment for her alcoho.

“She doesn’t need jail time, this is not a person that’s dangerous to anybody. She needs help,” said Richard Landowski, neighbor.

Montenez-Colon has been booked into the Charlotte County jail four times before, all in 2013– on battery charges and violation of probation.

 

Jurors may get an eyeful if defendant shows sex tapes in court January 23, 2014

Jurors may have to see some stuff they might never be able to unsee if a defendant who’s acting as his own attorney gets his way.

The South Florida man wants to introduce sex tapes and intimate photographs of himself and his wife as evidence in his criminal trial to try to prove that his marriage was real and not just undertaken for immigration purposes.

sfl-jurors-may-get-an-eyeful-if-defendant-shows-sex-tapes-in-court-20140123The trial of Rogerio Scotton — which starts Thursday in federal court in Fort Lauderdale — has nothing to do with sex.

The Brazilian-born former professional racecar driver, who lived in Boca Raton and Margate before his arrest in March 2012, is charged with 27 counts of mail fraud and two counts of lying to immigration authorities.

The 43-year-old businessman is accused of operating a multimillion dollar mail fraud involving shipping companies FedEx, UPS and DHL. Prosecutors say he stole millions of dollars from the shippers by creating phony accounts that fraudulently billed major companies like Target, WalMart and Apple between 2007 and 2012.

Scotton’s Boca Raton-based online business, which sold electronic goods to Brazil, used the phony accounts to ship his customers’ purchases overseas, according to the indictment.

Scotton, who is representing himself in court after falling out with a succession of six defense lawyers who represented him, is adamant that he is innocent of all the charges.

He wants U.S. District Judge Robin Rosenbaum to let him show what she called videos and photographs of “you and your wife engaged, I guess, in some very intimate acts” to the jurors who will decide his innocence or guilt.

Scotton hopes to undermine the prosecution’s allegation that he lied about details of his marriage to a Cuban woman to get permanent resident status here. The 25-year U.S. resident said he has visible proof that the couple had a genuine marriage.

Scotton’s desire to show jurors visual depictions of the more intimate side of the couple’s relationship caused the judge to schedule a court hearing Wednesday to view the footage and photos and decide if it would be legally appropriate.

The judge told Scotton she wasn’t going to just “play that stuff in front of the jury and see what’s on there” without vetting it.

“I don’t think that it would be fair to your wife,” Rosenbaum told Scotton, explaining she needs to ensure that he gets a fair trial without unnecessarily violating his wife’s privacy or introducing irrelevant matters.

“Why is the privacy of my wife important at this point?” Scotton asked the judge. “I’m facing jail time.”

“[Let's] see if we can figure out a less intrusive way to prove the same thing,” Rosenbaum told him.

Scotton, who has been locked up for 22 months, did not show the videos or photographs to the judge because he did not have them in court.

The judge ordered Scotton to turn over the videos and photographs to prosecutor Bertha Mitrani, then diplomatically suggested that Scotton should try to reach an agreement with the prosecution that would avoid showing the images to jurors.

Jury selection is scheduled for Thursday.

The delay in going to trial was caused by Scotton’s inability to work with six defense lawyers, even filing suit against one of them, according to court records. Scotton eventually wound up representing himself — with Fort Lauderdale defense attorney Jason Kreiss appointed by the judge as standby counsel to help him.

Scotton, who competed in the Miami Grand Prix and NASCAR events, said he has been falsely accused.

“I have not committed these crimes they have accused me of,” said Scotton.

He claims the criminal charges were filed in retaliation because he “blew the whistle” on what he claims was illegal drug-dealing by some of the shipping companies he is now accused of defrauding. The judge told him Wednesday he had offered no evidence to support those claims.

“I don’t know what I’m going to tell the jury, but I’m going to try to tell the jury my best that I’m not guilty,” Scotton said.

 

Florida student kicked out of school for performing in porn January 21, 2014

Filed under: Controversy,Dispute,Interesting,Sex,Unusual,WTF? — floridaduh @ 8:20 pm

A Central Florida student who turned to pornography to help his family pay bills told Local 6 has been kicked out of his high school.

Florida-Student-Expelled-665x385Robert Marucci makes no apologies for performing in porn and considers his work like any other job. Until two weeks ago, the 18-year-old was like any other high school senior, but he said when students at Cocoa High School discovered his videos on an adult website, they started showing each other his explicit pictures on their phones at school.

Marucci said he became the target of bullies, and now he said the school wants him gone.

“I feel like I have been treated unfairly and this is unjust,” Marucci said.  “This was completely legal. I didn’t break any laws, and this took place out of the school.”

His mother, Melyssa Lieb, said she knew her son was working in adult films, adding that he took the roles to support her financially.

“I think he’s the most awesome person in the world,” she said. “He stood up and he was the man of the house when I couldn’t be.”

After word spread about his explicit pictures, Marucci said administrators expelled him, saying he was a major disruption. In a referral slip, administrators wrote that he threatened to brings weapons to the school — something he denies.

His mother believes the alleged threats were not the real reason behind his punishment.

Despite the allegations of threats, Lieb said the principal told her, “He was expelled due to his explicit lifestyle career.”

“I think that it is Dr. [Stephanie] Soliven’s morals and her personal beliefs and I don’t think that this is anybody’s business except for my son’s,” said Lieb. “The children at the school found it [the porn] and she didn’t do anything to stop it.”

Students reacted strongly to Marucci’s punishment. Dozens staged a walkout on Friday in support of their classmate, hoping to persuade the school to let him stay. Marucci said he was not involved in the walkout, but said it was orchestrated by his friends.

Now, the family wants an apology from the school. They said Marucci is a good student, never got in trouble before, and they want him to graduate in May.

District leaders declined to be interviewed, but a representative said they are still investigating and suggested Marucci violated the student code of conduct, but would not specify which rule he is accused of breaking.

Brevard County school leaders spoke out Tuesday. Michelle Irwin, spokesperson for the district, said, “No child would ever be suspended for a job that they have outside of the school environment.”

However, when Local 6 asked why then he was suspended, they won’t say, citing privacy laws.

“In this particular case, we had an investigation, which is now complete, and the student is welcomed to come back to talk to Dr. Sullivan about his educational options,” said Irwin.

 

Cop used substation as hot spot for sex January 20, 2014

Channel 9 has learned former Ocoee Officer Shaun Whiting is accused of using department resources in an illicit affair and even making a substation a hot spot for his sex acts.
Shaun_Whiting_getting_award_1Whiting resigned before the department could discipline him, but the Florida Department of Law Enforcement is now planning to revoke his certification, which means he could never be a cop in Florida again.
WFTV’s Kenneth Craig obtained the investigation documents, which say the husband of the woman Whiting was having an affair with went to the Police Department for answers.
According to the investigation, Whiting didn’t want anyone to find out about the affair, so he quit this summer before an internal investigation was about to begin.
Documents say that Whiting, who is married, met the woman on a call for service at a grocery store. The report says the two began exchanging emails and started talking.
The woman later told police she booked a hotel room and told the officer to come by while on-duty.
But since Whiting had to be accounted for, the woman claimed he told her to call 911 and hang up. The report shows the officer was then dispatched to the hotel so he could carry out the affair.
But things apparently didn’t end there, the documents say.
According to documents, the woman later requested a ride-along with Whitiing, and the department approved it.
Investigators said the two rode around together and eventually ended up at a police substation, where the woman performed a sex act on Whiting during work hours while he was in uniform.
The case is set to go before FDLE in three weeks, and they are expected to revoke Whiting’s certification.

 

 
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