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Nude dude on beach fleeing deputies left ID, cellphone, shorts behind May 10, 2013

Filed under: Bizzarre,Florida Nut,Nudity,Really Dumb,Sexual Exposure,WTF? — floridaduh @ 6:12 pm

sfl-flduh-nude-dude-on-beach-20130509-001Deputies arrived in a marked four-wheel-drive patrol vechicle to respond to a report of nudity on a public St. Augustine beach Thursday morning. Once there, they saw a naked man walking along the water’s edge in view of several beachgoers, according to an arrest affidavit from the St. John Sheriff’s Office.

When deputies approached the man, William Cody McLaughlin, they detected a “strong odor of alcoholic beverage.” McLaughlin told deputies he just wanted to be given a warning and dropped off and asked them to “give him a break,” according to the affidavit.

Once inside the patrol vehicle, deputies said, McLaughlin “laughed and made statements that made no sense.”
The lawmen must not have been feeling very generous — they busted the 24-year-old nude dude and charged him with Disorderly Conduct.

That’s when witnesses told deputies there was another nude dude who left the beach via a ramp. A deputy went to the ramp where he found two sets of shorts, cellphone, keys and the ID of Stephen McNeill, the report stated.

A construction worker near the ramp pointed out the home on the beach where the deputy could find the other nude dude.  When the deputy went over to the home he made contact with the man’s roommate who verified that McNeill did live there. The nude dude was inside his bedroom and refused to open the door, deputies said.
The deputy told the roommate that McNeil’s phone and shorts were at the beach and then handed over McNeill’s ID and keys before leaving, according to the arrest report.

The deputy took no further action.  Guess the lawman was feeling a little more generous towards nude dude No. 2.

 

Nude dude busted after allegedly knocking on door, running through yards May 8, 2013

Filed under: Amazing,Bizzarre,Florida Nut,Nudity,Sexual Exposure,WTF? — floridaduh @ 7:24 pm

sfl-flduh-knocking-on-door-running-20130507-001Ding dong …. Who is it? …… Surprise — it’s a a nude dude at the front door.

The first time Rosvelt D. Campbell knocked on a stranger’s door in Deltona, he was wearing clothes and carrying a large walking stick.

The next day — Sunday — Campbell returned to the woman’s house off East Normandy Boulevard, deputies say, without the stick — or any pants.

“He has not a stitch of clothes on him,” the unidentified woman told a 911 dispatcher Sunday morning.

Campbell left her house after she refused to open the door, reports show.

Volusia County Sheriff’s Office deputies responded to the area and spotted Campbell walking northbound on Stillwater Avenue toward Henderson street.

Campbell spotted the deputy and started to flee on foot, according to the arrest report.

Several citizens told deputies they saw Campbell running through their yards eastbound toward Saxon Boulevard.

A deputy chased Campbell until he apprehended him at 1652 Providence Blvd. He was arrested and charged with resisting an officer without violence, indecent exposure and loitering or prowling.

“For the same man to come last night and then again today, it is just very unnerving,” the woman said.

 

Couple accused of having sex on the beach ….. and I’m not talking about the drink. May 2, 2013

A gentle tropical sea breeze caressing your back, swaying palm trees, powerful waves crashing the shoreline, salty air, sun-kissed hair…and your lover next to you…au naturel.

What could be more natural?

But this is a public beach.

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Ward Powell, a 53-year-old  Boynton Beach told cops that he had been skinny dipping in the ocean with Tanya E. Wheeler, 34, of Greenville, S.C., when “one thing led to another,” according to the Manalapan Police Department arrest report.

As two officers who responded to a 911 call reporting the amorous couple found them both still bare naked, according to the report.

He allegedly told cop he just couldn’t help himself, reports the South Florida Sun-Sentinel.

Some folks apparently have no self-control when it comes to the motion of the ocean stirring their desires.

 

Man who exposed himself to mom, kids; asked mom “do you have a man?”

On 04-28-13 at approximately 6 p.m., the female victim and her two children were playing on the playground at the Anderson Snow Sports Complex. When they were finished on the playground, they walked to the car.

sfl-flduh-exposed-himself-to-mom-kids-20130501-001As the family approached their car, they observed a black male sitting in a gray Acura MDX parked a few spots away. The male’s genitals were exposed, and he was fondling himself.

The female quickly got her children in the car and called 9-1-1. Once the kids were in the car, the male approached the driver’s side of the car (with his genitals still completely exposed) and said, “Damn girl, you’re fine. Do you have a man?”

Within minutes, deputies arrived on scene. They made contact with the suspect, later identified as Adam Justin Griffith. Griffith was transported to the Hernando County Sheriff’s Office and interviewed by detectives in the Major Case Unit.

Adam Justin Griffith B/M DOB/05-25-1984 was subsequently charged with two counts of Lewd and Lascivious Indecent Exposure (2 child victims). He was transported to the Hernando County Detention Center. His BOND was set at $30,000.

 

Former FAU student president found naked, shooting a fire extinguisher and speaking gibberish April 30, 2013

fanaian-224x300BOCA RATON, FL (BocaNewsNow.com) — The former president of FAU’s Delta Tau Delta Fraternity was found naked in front of his home on NE 8th Street early Sunday morning, shooting a fire extinguisher at a neighbor’s window and speaking gibberish.

This according to an affidavit of probable cause obtained by BocaNewsNow.com.

Alex Fanaian, 23, was taken into custody and charged with aggravated battery with a deadly weapon and burglary.

According to the affidavit written by a police officer on the scene:

“I made contact with a naked Alex Fanaian, on the ground in front of the front door. Fanaian was subdued by the resident using a wire hanger that was wrapped around his wrists and upper arms.

I met with (the neighbor) who was also standing outside the front door. (The neighbor) advised that he was awaken (sic) by banging on his front door that sounded like gun shots. When (the neighbor) approached the door, he could see Fanaian outside, using a fire extinguisher to break the window next to the door. (The neighbor) opened the front door and advised Fanaian to stop. Fanaian then sprayed the neighbor with the fire extinguisher and struck the neighbor in the torso with it. The neighbor then wrestled Fanaian to the ground and used wire hangers to restrain his arms behind his back. The neighbor advised that he did not know who Fanaian was or why he was attempting to enter the residence.”

The police officer added:

“I attempted to speak with Fanaian but he was not making sensible statements.”

Fanaian was apparently drinking at Blue Martini — at Boca Raton Town Center Mall (NYSE:SPG) — prior to the incident.

Fanaian remains in the Palm Beach County Jail on $30,000 bond.

 

Florida school board employee arrested for video voyeurism April 26, 2013

lKOjPfx0DfCqF-lRDb3yaDl72eJkfbmt4t8yenImKBVaiQDB_Rd1H6kmuBWtceBJPOLK COUNTY, FL – A Hillsborough County School employee is under arrest tonight in Polk County, charged with video voyeurism.

Polk  Sheriff Grady Judd says Dewey Norris,51, used a video camera, disguised  to look like a pen to record nude images of girls in his home.

Sheriff Judd says there were four victims between the ages of 14 and 19 that were videotaped over a two year period.

The sheriff if not saying why the girls were in Norris’s Mulberry home, because he does not want to identify the victims.

Sheriff Judd says Norris admitted to the crime after he was arrested.

Norris worked as an air conditioning mechanic for the Hillsborough County School system since 1988.

School officials say they have no reason to believe he committed any crimes while at work.

Sheriff  Judd says the evidence is clear from the video that Norris is the  person who committed the crime, “When he would go in there with the pen  to set it up, we had perfect pictures of him and then all of sudden  there would be these children in many different stages of undress.”

 

Man had too much fun — with himself – at the beach April 25, 2013

Another day at the beach…ruined …… All because some dude wanted to play Free Willie at the beach.

sfl-flduh-fun-with-himself-at-the-beach-201304-001A 35-year-old woman who visits Smathers Beach almost everyday told cops a man sitting near her at the beach had exposed himself and masturbated, according to an arrest affidavit from the Key West Police Department.

The woman also told cops that the man was reportedly “doing it so hard that his whole body was shaking.”
When a cop had first arrived, he could not clearly see what the man was doing because the man was sitting near some sea oats with a backpack near his side, which obstructed the officer’s view, the officer wrote in his report.

But the officer noted that he could see the man’s arm moving although he could not determine the motion.

As soon as the man, later identified as Elijah Slocumb, of Key West, spotted the cop, he “immediately grabbed a small blue towel” and appeared to wipe his hands with it, the affidavit stated.

 

It wasn’t exactly a day at the beach for these 14-year-old girls April 20, 2013

sfl-flduh-exposing-himself-to-young-girls-2013-001SARASOTA COUNTY – A man was arrested Thursday after exposing himself to teenage girls swimming at Siesta Public Beach, according to the Sarasota County Sheriff’s Office.                        

Tom Petcher, 69, of Hillsboro, Ill., is accused of exposing himself to two 14-year-old girls at Siesta Public Beach.

According to a report, a lifeguard told deputies that two 14-year-old girls reported that Tom Petcher, 69, of Hillsboro, Ill., had his swim trunks around his ankles and tried to brush one of the girls’ legs with his buttocks. Petcher floated on his back with his genitals exposed as the girls tried to get away and continued to swim toward the two for at least 15 minutes, the report states.

Deputies confronted Petcher as he walked toward the parking lot. He is charged with two counts of lewd and lascivious exhibition.

 

 

Woman’s excuse for police chase:”I was topless” April 19, 2013

120807071316_Mandy-RamseyFORT McCOY, Florida (WKMG) - Police may hear a lot of creative excuses from people hoping to avoid speeding tickets, but this north Florida woman wins the booby prize.

Mandy Ramsey, 35, of Fort McCoy, was arrested Saturday on charges of fleeing or attempting to elude.  On an arrest affidavit, Ramsey’s occupation was listed as a teacher assistant in Marion County.

According to the Marion County Sheriff’s Office, a deputy on routine patrol witnessed a pickup driving at least 70 miles per hour in a 55 mph zone on Highway 315 and attempted to catch up to the vehicle.  The pickup, however, ran a stop sign, clipped a tree and turned into a residence, and the deputy lost sight of the vehicle, an arrest report said.

The pickup was located by a sheriff’s helicopter, and the owner of the vehicle, James Woodward, told deputies that he had not been driving in the past two hours, according to the report.

Woodward’s girlfriend, identified as Ramsey, told deputies that she was driving the pickup and did not pull over because she was topless, the sheriff’s report said.

“She did something stupid trying to impress me,” Woodward said.

Marion County Schools spokesman Kevin Christian said Ramsey is a new hire and her first day with the district is scheduled to take place later this month.  Her employment status has not yet been determined, Christian said.

Ramsey was booked for fleeing and eluding law enforcement and released on $5,000 bond.

 

Accused stalker caught with his pants down in couple’s bedroom April 18, 2013

sfl-flduh-stalker-caught-with-his-pats-down-20-001A transient who had been showing up uninvited near an Oak Hill home was arrested after he was found in a bedroom with his pants down around his ankles trying to put on his shoes, Volusia deputies said.

Dwayne Cook, 45, of North Carolina, was arrested Tuesday and charged with stalking and burglary with assault or battery, an arrest report shows.

Deputies were called Tuesday at 4:28 p.m. by maintenance workers who saw Cook, with blood dripping down his face, enter a home at 109 Valencia Drive. A responding deputy looked through a window and saw Cook pacing back and forth inside the home. The homeowner allowed the deputy to enter the home to make contact with Cook, reports said.

The investigation revealed Cook had been at a Church Street home earlier in the day. The owners of the Church Street home said they came back from shopping and found Cook in the master bedroom of the residence bent over with his pants around his ankles trying to put on his shoes.

Erica Freeman, 25, said she and her husband, niece and aunt went to a nearby dollar store to shop. When they returned they found the door of the master bedroom, which they had left open, closed. Her husband, Cyle Freeman, 28, opened the bedroom door and found Cook with his pants down, the report said.

Cook slammed the bedroom door in Freeman’s face but Freeman pushed open the door and physically confronted Cook. The husband started punching Cook in the face forcing him to leap out of a window. Cook suffered a cut to the forehead, deputies said.

Deputies found blood drops in the bedroom and bed sheet, which Cyle Freeman said was from Cook, investigating deputies said.

Erica Freeman reported that for the last six months, Cook has appeared uninvited at her home and on one occasion she woke up to find Cook massaging her feet. Erica Freeman also told deputies she saw Cook standing in the woods outside the home watching her one day. Deputies were called but Cook was not found, investigators said.

Erica Freeman said she believed Cook’s “repeated actions are part of a perverted infatuation with her” and feared Cook’s actions would escalate, sheriff’s deputies said.

 

 
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