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Woman accused of committing solo sex act on motorcycle in open garage September 9, 2014

A woman who Ormond Beach police say was committing a sex act atop a motorcycle with her garage door open was arrested after the activity was witnessed by a 13-year-old boy, the child’s mother and another neighbor, an arrest report shows.

sfl-flduh-sex-act-motorcycle-20140908-001Karen Marie Dilworth was charged with lewd/lascivious exhibition by a person over 18 on a person under 16, after the incident in front of her house on Pine Cone Trail in The Trails subdivision on Saturday night, a report shows.

The 50-year-old Dilworth, who denied she committed a sex act on a motorcycle, told Ormond Beach police that she was in her garage smoking and drinking beers, the report shows.

But at least two of her neighbors said otherwise, one of them calling 9-1-1 and yelling at Dilworth to shut her garage door.

The boy and his mother were arriving at their residence on Pine Cone Trail when they spotted Dilworth — the front of her half-nude body on the bike was facing the street — in her garage, the report shows. The shocked mother called out to her other neighbor and that neighbor in turn yelled out to Dilworth, the report shows.

Dilworth was taken to the Volusia County Branch Jail and was released after she posted $1,000 bail. When reached by phone Monday, Dilworth declined comment.

 

Bare-naked lady showed up in yard, refused to leave September 3, 2014

A woman accused of showing up “buck (buttocks)” naked in a back yard got arrested after a call to Fort Pierce police, according to recently released records.

sfl-naked-and-not-afraid-woman-20140902-001Arriving officers saw Joan Canally, 48, “totally naked walking towards us,” a report states.Police on Aug. 24 went to an address in the 700 block of Citrus Avenue for a possible sexual assault, which ultimately was determined to be something else.

Canally said she was sexually assaulted, but three witnesses said she “came over naked and would not leave and no one had sex with her.”

She later said she asked for sex, and then had sex with her boyfriend.

One witness said she came out of the house and spotted Canally naked in the backyard. The witness said Canally refused to say why she had no clothes on and also wouldn’t leave.

A second witness said Canally “came over to our yard ‘buck (buttocks)’ naked,” saying she’s not supposed to be there.

A third witness said he returned from the store and a naked lady was in the backyard.

Police reported Canally had trespass warnings issued to her in June and July.

“This is not the first time Canally has called 911 saying she was sexually assaulted,” a report states. “Past investigations reveal Canally admitting to walking to (an address in the 700 block of Citrus Avenue) asking the homeless men for sex, in exchange for beer.”

Canally, of the 700 block of Citrus Avenue in Fort Pierce, was jailed on trespass after warning and indecent exposure charges.

 

Man accused of exposing himself, shaking genitals at apartments September 1, 2014

sfl-flduh-exposing-shaking-genitals-20140828-001 (1)A 60-year-old Fort Walton Beach man is accused of exposing himself in front of a woman and her 2-year-old son at an apartment complex.

Richard Wild pulled his pants down below his knees, placed his hands on his hips, and then began “shaking” his genitals while “yelling incoherently,” according to the arrest report. Okaloosa County Sheriff’s deputies spoke to the woman, who said she turned herself and her son away to avoid seeing anything further.

Wild said his pants had fallen down because they were loose, according to the report.

He is charged with lewd or lascivious exhibition – intentionally exposing his genitals in the presence of a victim under 16 years old, which is a second degree felony.

 

A nude dude entered stranger’s car in a parking lot, deputies say August 20, 2014

sfl-flduh-naked-man-car-20140819-001Pinellas deputies arrested a nude man recently after he banged on cars outside a beach motel, then entered a car that wasn’t his.

The incident occurred about 12:30 a.m. Aug. 10 outside the Plaza Beach motel, 4506 Gulf Blvd. in St. Pete Beach. A night manager approached the naked man as he was banging on two cars. The man yelled that one of the cars was his and he climbed inside.

The car, in fact, belonged to the night manager.

Deputies were called and the naked man ran away. He was later found hiding behind a car.

Kevin Matthew Robert, 22, of Kissimmee, was arrested on a disorderly conduct charge.

 

Here’s something you evidently don’t want to do: use Thomas Steffen’s favorite cup August 19, 2014

THOMAS_STEFFEN_mug-208x300hat appears to be what sparked a confrontation that ultimately left Steffen’s brother with bruising and redness and Steffen in lock-up, according to statements in a recently released arrest affidavit.

Port St. Lucie police on Aug. 2 went to an address in the 1600 block of Southwest Tivan Lane and spoke to Steffen’s brother and his girlfriend.

They said Steffen, 25, came in while they were in bed naked and began “screaming at (Steffen’s brother) about him using his favorite drinking cup,” the affidavit states.

A cup is a flat-bottomed vessel designed to hold beverages for human consumption. Cup varieties include the mug, chalice, highball, cannikin, pilsener, cordial, tankard, demitasse, goblet, grail, stein, teacup and tumbler. There’s also the storied “pimp cup,” a highly-ornate drink receptacle famously toted by the rapper Snoop Dog.

A cup features prominently in the video for “Cups,” a popular song from the 2012 film “Picture Perfect,” and in the traditional magic trick known as “cups and balls.”

In measuring terms, a cup is equivalent to 8 ounces.

Meanwhile, Steffen’s brother told police that Steffen started pushing him then charged him and grabbed him in a bear hug.

Steffen’s brother said he was able to push Steffen off him. He hit Steffen in the eye after Steffen again charged him.

Steffen told police he went in his brother’s room, pushing and tackling him.

A description of Steffen’s favorite drinking cup wasn’t listed. It’s also unclear whether a straw was involved.

Steffen, of the 1600 block of Southwest Tivan Lane in Port St. Lucie, was arrested on a misdemeanor battery charge.

 

Want to beef up your sex life? Couple caught having sex in a Beef O’Brady’s parking lot August 15, 2014

Filed under: Bizzarre,Controversy,Disrespectful,Dumb,Nudity,Sex,Sexual Exposure,Stupid,WTF? — floridaduh @ 1:31 pm

A man and woman were arrested on multiple charges at 6:43 p.m. Tuesday involving having sex at the parking lot of a Beef ‘O’ Brady’s restaurant, according to the Manatee County Sheriff’s Office.

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Brandon Tinyes, 20, and April Newcomb, 42, were arrested at the restaurant, 1795 Lakewood Ranch Blvd., after the sheriff’s office received a call about two people having sex. The deputy reportedly saw Tinyens and Newcomb in the act in a red truck with the doors open.

Tinyens and Newcomb told deputies they were friends having sex, according to the report.

A deputy found marijuana on Tinyens, according to the report.

Tinyes was charged with possession of marijuana, exposure of sexual organs and lewd/lascivious behavior. He was released from jail Wednesday on bonds totaling $1,120.

Newcomb was charged with exposure of sexual organs and lewd/lascivious behavior. She was being held on bonds totaling $620.

 

Naked man parked truck, masturbated on residential street, deputies say

A 21-year-old man is charged with parking in a residential area and masturbating naked in the street before leaving.

sfl-flduh-naked-masturbated-street-20140814-001Daniel Lewis Davis parked in front of a home on Pristine Water Lane in a gray Ford F-150, according to the report. He then got out of the truck “completely naked.”

He began masturbating, ran back and forth in the road and then got back into his vehicle and left, the report said. A 5-year-old girl with a witness told Okaloosa County Sheriff’s deputies “there was a naked man across the street.”

A deputy arriving in the area spotted Davis’ vehicle coming toward him, according to the report. Davis wasn’t wearing a shirt.

After the deputy pulled him over, Davis “appeared to be putting on pants or shorts,” the report said. The witness identified Davis.

He admitted to having been in the area, but said he was looking at buying a home, according to the report. He denied taking off his clothes.

Davis is charged with lewd or lascivious exhibition – intentionally exposing his genitals in the presence of a victim under 16 years old.

 

 
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