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Man accused of exposing himself, shaking genitals at apartments September 1, 2014

sfl-flduh-exposing-shaking-genitals-20140828-001 (1)A 60-year-old Fort Walton Beach man is accused of exposing himself in front of a woman and her 2-year-old son at an apartment complex.

Richard Wild pulled his pants down below his knees, placed his hands on his hips, and then began “shaking” his genitals while “yelling incoherently,” according to the arrest report. Okaloosa County Sheriff’s deputies spoke to the woman, who said she turned herself and her son away to avoid seeing anything further.

Wild said his pants had fallen down because they were loose, according to the report.

He is charged with lewd or lascivious exhibition – intentionally exposing his genitals in the presence of a victim under 16 years old, which is a second degree felony.

 

A nude dude entered stranger’s car in a parking lot, deputies say August 20, 2014

sfl-flduh-naked-man-car-20140819-001Pinellas deputies arrested a nude man recently after he banged on cars outside a beach motel, then entered a car that wasn’t his.

The incident occurred about 12:30 a.m. Aug. 10 outside the Plaza Beach motel, 4506 Gulf Blvd. in St. Pete Beach. A night manager approached the naked man as he was banging on two cars. The man yelled that one of the cars was his and he climbed inside.

The car, in fact, belonged to the night manager.

Deputies were called and the naked man ran away. He was later found hiding behind a car.

Kevin Matthew Robert, 22, of Kissimmee, was arrested on a disorderly conduct charge.

 

Here’s something you evidently don’t want to do: use Thomas Steffen’s favorite cup August 19, 2014

THOMAS_STEFFEN_mug-208x300hat appears to be what sparked a confrontation that ultimately left Steffen’s brother with bruising and redness and Steffen in lock-up, according to statements in a recently released arrest affidavit.

Port St. Lucie police on Aug. 2 went to an address in the 1600 block of Southwest Tivan Lane and spoke to Steffen’s brother and his girlfriend.

They said Steffen, 25, came in while they were in bed naked and began “screaming at (Steffen’s brother) about him using his favorite drinking cup,” the affidavit states.

A cup is a flat-bottomed vessel designed to hold beverages for human consumption. Cup varieties include the mug, chalice, highball, cannikin, pilsener, cordial, tankard, demitasse, goblet, grail, stein, teacup and tumbler. There’s also the storied “pimp cup,” a highly-ornate drink receptacle famously toted by the rapper Snoop Dog.

A cup features prominently in the video for “Cups,” a popular song from the 2012 film “Picture Perfect,” and in the traditional magic trick known as “cups and balls.”

In measuring terms, a cup is equivalent to 8 ounces.

Meanwhile, Steffen’s brother told police that Steffen started pushing him then charged him and grabbed him in a bear hug.

Steffen’s brother said he was able to push Steffen off him. He hit Steffen in the eye after Steffen again charged him.

Steffen told police he went in his brother’s room, pushing and tackling him.

A description of Steffen’s favorite drinking cup wasn’t listed. It’s also unclear whether a straw was involved.

Steffen, of the 1600 block of Southwest Tivan Lane in Port St. Lucie, was arrested on a misdemeanor battery charge.

 

Want to beef up your sex life? Couple caught having sex in a Beef O’Brady’s parking lot August 15, 2014

Filed under: Bizzarre,Controversy,Disrespectful,Dumb,Nudity,Sex,Sexual Exposure,Stupid,WTF? — floridaduh @ 1:31 pm

A man and woman were arrested on multiple charges at 6:43 p.m. Tuesday involving having sex at the parking lot of a Beef ‘O’ Brady’s restaurant, according to the Manatee County Sheriff’s Office.

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Brandon Tinyes, 20, and April Newcomb, 42, were arrested at the restaurant, 1795 Lakewood Ranch Blvd., after the sheriff’s office received a call about two people having sex. The deputy reportedly saw Tinyens and Newcomb in the act in a red truck with the doors open.

Tinyens and Newcomb told deputies they were friends having sex, according to the report.

A deputy found marijuana on Tinyens, according to the report.

Tinyes was charged with possession of marijuana, exposure of sexual organs and lewd/lascivious behavior. He was released from jail Wednesday on bonds totaling $1,120.

Newcomb was charged with exposure of sexual organs and lewd/lascivious behavior. She was being held on bonds totaling $620.

 

Naked man parked truck, masturbated on residential street, deputies say

A 21-year-old man is charged with parking in a residential area and masturbating naked in the street before leaving.

sfl-flduh-naked-masturbated-street-20140814-001Daniel Lewis Davis parked in front of a home on Pristine Water Lane in a gray Ford F-150, according to the report. He then got out of the truck “completely naked.”

He began masturbating, ran back and forth in the road and then got back into his vehicle and left, the report said. A 5-year-old girl with a witness told Okaloosa County Sheriff’s deputies “there was a naked man across the street.”

A deputy arriving in the area spotted Davis’ vehicle coming toward him, according to the report. Davis wasn’t wearing a shirt.

After the deputy pulled him over, Davis “appeared to be putting on pants or shorts,” the report said. The witness identified Davis.

He admitted to having been in the area, but said he was looking at buying a home, according to the report. He denied taking off his clothes.

Davis is charged with lewd or lascivious exhibition – intentionally exposing his genitals in the presence of a victim under 16 years old.

 

Dirty dancing, farm-style: Man danced on tractor with genitals exposed August 8, 2014

Filed under: Alcohol,Bizzarre,Controversy,Dumb,Florida Nut,Nudity,Sexual Exposure,WTF? — floridaduh @ 1:25 pm

What’s wrong with dancing on a tractor?

Nothing, but problems may arise if you do so while simultaneously driving the tractor on a public street as you are way over the legal limit for booze with your genitals exposed.

sfl-flduh-dancing-tractor-genitals-20140807-001An Indian River County Sheriff’s investigator went to the 1100 block of 58th Avenue where another investigator said Velez-Morales was driving an International 354 tractor south. Velez-Morales was “dancing” in the seat, and had difficulty driving the farm implement.That’s pretty much what Elias Velez-Morales, 24, stands accused of during a July 24 incident that happened about 1:40 a.m. in Vero Beach, according to a recently released arrest affidavit.

Velez-Morales said he’d had three beers, and “appeared to be so intoxicated he was unable to give (his) name and address,” the affidavit states.

His genitals were exposed and he’d urinated on his clothes and himself.

The affidavit did not indicate whether Velez-Morales was performing a specific style of dance, such as ballroom or tap.

Velez-Morales said he’s never had a license.

After performing field sobriety exercises, Velez-Morales, whose address is unknown, was arrested on charges including DUI and no driver’s license.

A breath test measured his blood alcohol content at 0.249 and 0.240. The legal limit is 0.08.

 

No cowboy but man accused of exposing himself, playing lasso August 3, 2014

A dude in a polka-dot shirt and orange shorts may be tough to miss.

Perhaps even more so if he’s “exposing himself and giving people the finger.”

sfl-flduh-exposed-penis-swinging-20140731-001A woman identified as the victim flagged down a deputy, who saw a man walking away who matched the description of the suspect. The deputy detained the man, identified as 34-year-old David Gouldner, and spoke to the victim.Such a sight was reported the afternoon of July 18 to the Martin County Sheriff’s Office by a passerby in the 2100 block of Northeast Dixie Highway in Jensen Beach, according to a recently released arrest affidavit.

She said she was pulling into a parking lot when the man pulled down his pants and grabbed his penis.

“He began wiggling it in a circular manner then let go and started swinging it around,” an affidavit states. The affidavit didn’t state whether the “circular manner” was clockwise or counterclockwise.

The victim yelled at the man and he started to approach her. She said she backed away and saw the deputy drive by and began waving her arms.

A deputy tried to talk with Gouldner, but he wanted to fight.

Gouldner, of the 2000 block of Southwest Mockingbird Lane in Palm City, was arrested on an exposure of sexual organs charge.

Gouldner’s aliases and nicknames include “Ruby Red,” “Super Pimp” and “Carret Top,” a sheriff’s spokeswoman stated.

Gouldner passed out in the back seat of the deputy’s patrol car.

 

 
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