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Attention Walmart shoppers …… Perv spotted on Aisle 5 September 29, 2013

Filed under: Disgusting,Disrespectful,Dumb,Florida Nut,Groping,Scary,Weird,WTF? — floridaduh @ 3:10 pm

Attention Walmart shoppers.

Perv spotted on Aisle 5. Please aware of your surroundings.

Such an announcement hasn’t happened yet — but maybe it should.

Some Central Florida teens were the latest victims of a shopping misadventure.

sfl-flduh-filming-girls-touching-himself-20130-001Gregg Craft, 44. is accused of following teenage girls around a Walmart in Kissimmee while videotaping them, the Osceola County Sheriff’s Department reports.

At the time, deputies said, Craft was partially exposed and fondling himself.

When loss prevention officers from Walmart and deputies confronted him, he was reportedly fully cooperated, ‘fessing up and saying what he did was wrong.

Craft was arrested for exposure of sexual organs and booked into jail.

 

Man performed lewd acts while watching teen girls shower at a public beach September 10, 2013

Filed under: Amazing,Disgusting,Disrespectful,Dumb,Florida Nut,Groping,Really Dumb,WTF? — floridaduh @ 8:23 pm

Jeepers, creepers.

It looked like a day at the beach was ruined for some teens.

sfl-flduh-shower-20130909-001Deputies busted Frederick Schulte after he was allegedly spotted performing lewd acts while watching teen girls shower at Jensen Public Beach on Saturday, according to a report from the Martin County Sheriff’s Office.

Schulte, of Jensen Beach, ‘fessed up to doing it, and even told deputies he’s capable of doing a lot worse, the report said.

The 66-year-old man also reportedly told deputies that he knows what he did was wrong, but given the chance, he’d do it again.
Shulte is charged with lewd or lascivious exhibition and disorderly conduct.

 

Pair caught having sex at abandoned site charged with trespassing September 7, 2013

Filed under: Bad Luck,Dumb,Groping,Sex,Sexual Exposure,Unusual,Weird,WTF? — floridaduh @ 3:46 pm

An abandoned hotel property that is in plain view of passers-by was where two people were caught having sex, police say.

A Fort Lauderdale police officer responded to a report of a naked man and woman walking around the abandoned Econo Lodge, 2949 N. Federal Highway, on Wednesday, according to a police report. The officer stumbled upon Alan Harrold, 37, and Crystal Potter, 33, having sex there, the report said.

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The Econo Lodge was closed off with a chain-link fence, and there were signs prohibiting trespassing, the report said. Harold and Potter were charged with trespassing and exposing sex organs in public, jail records show.

Adjudication was withheld in both cases, meaning no conviction was recorded.

 

Lewd dude accused of fondling himself at school bus stop September 3, 2013

A Pompano Beach man was accused of exposing his genitals and masturbating in front of a 14-year-old girl at a bus stop in that city, the Broward Sheriff’s Office said.

sfl-flduh-bus-stop-20130829-001Reginald Renee Johnson, 41, was charged with lewd or lascivious exhibition on a victim under 16, and was in a Broward County jail Monday in lieu of a $50,000 bond.

According to BSO’s probable cause affidavit, the unidentified teenager was at 1200 NW 3rd Ave. in Pompano Beach at around 7:30 a.m. on April 23rd when she saw a man masturbating in front of her while looking directly at her.

The child reported the incident to her school, BSO said.

Three days later, she and her mother saw the man again at the bus stop and called deputies, the report states.

Broward County Judge John “Jay” Hurley ordered Johnson to stay 500 feet from the bus stop.

 

Two men accused of lewd activity in a park

Filed under: Disgusting,Disrespectful,Dumb,Groping,Sex,Sexual Exposure,Unusual,WTF? — floridaduh @ 11:11 pm

Lee County Deputies arrested two men for allegedly performing lewd acts in the Caloosahatchee Preserve Park East on Friday.

An arrest report says deputies received complaints about men performing acts of lewdness in public. The park is located east of I-75 on Bayshore Road.

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An undercover detective sat at a park pavilion and began a conversation with 70-year-old Gary Colston, according to the report. It says the detective asked Colston if the park was a good place to have fun, and Colston replied “yes, depending on what kind of fun you want to have.” The report says Colston lead the detective down a trail and while still in public view, tried to engage him in sex acts.

About 30 minutes later, the same situation played out with the second suspect, 49-year-old Lawrence Urbaniak. An undercover detective had a similar conversation with Urbaniak at a pavilion. His arrest report says Urbaniak told him he routinely comes to the park to meet other men and that he likes to receive oral sex from them. Urbaniak also lead the deputy down a trail and tried to engage him in sex acts.

Both men left the park in handcuffs. They’re facing charges of violating a county ordinance and performing lewd acts.

The sheriff’s office says another man was for arrested in a similar situation at the park back in April.

 

Busted: Masturbator who changed position several times August 26, 2013

A man was arrested after witnesses say he masturbated outside a convenience store.

sfl-20130823-002On Aug. 20 Okaloosa County Sheriff’s deputies went to the Ritz Foodstore on Beal Parkway to investigate a report of an indecent exposure. There, they were told by two witnesses that 37-year-old John Earl Eutzy of Fort Walton Beach was standing at the south corner of the building next to the pay phones when he unzipped his pants, removed his genitals and began masturbating. They said he would turn toward Beal Parkway while doing this, then turn back toward the building. He changed his position several times.

Both witnesses said several small children were in the area and saw Eutzy’s actions. One of the witnesses had to escort a woman and her child to their car because Eutzy had frightened the child.

Deputies found Eutzy a short way down Beal Parkway. They noted he appeared to be extremely intoxicated.

 

Man, drunken woman had sex at public park in front of small crowd, deputies said August 16, 2013

sfl-flduh-sex-at-public-park-20130814-001A Hampton man was arrested on a lewd and lascivious charge on allegations he engaged Tuesday in a sexual act with a drunken woman at a public park on Lake Santa Fe in Melrose.

Meanwhile, the woman with whom he engaged in the act was so intoxicated she was taken to the hospital and will be charged via a sworn complaint, Alachua County sheriff’s spokesman Art Forgey said.

The incident occurred about 2:14 p.m. at the park at 25500 Davonia St. An arrest report states the 35-year-old woman, who is from Keystone Heights, was extremely intoxicated and fell off a bench.

The 19-year-old man came out of the water to assist the woman, and they engaged in a sexual act that went on for several minutes until someone stopped them, the report states.

Several people were present, and the act was witnessed by a 12-year-old, the report states.

 

 
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