The Bizarre World of Florida

Lewd dude accused of fondling himself at school bus stop September 3, 2013

A Pompano Beach man was accused of exposing his genitals and masturbating in front of a 14-year-old girl at a bus stop in that city, the Broward Sheriff’s Office said.

sfl-flduh-bus-stop-20130829-001Reginald Renee Johnson, 41, was charged with lewd or lascivious exhibition on a victim under 16, and was in a Broward County jail Monday in lieu of a $50,000 bond.

According to BSO’s probable cause affidavit, the unidentified teenager was at 1200 NW 3rd Ave. in Pompano Beach at around 7:30 a.m. on April 23rd when she saw a man masturbating in front of her while looking directly at her.

The child reported the incident to her school, BSO said.

Three days later, she and her mother saw the man again at the bus stop and called deputies, the report states.

Broward County Judge John “Jay” Hurley ordered Johnson to stay 500 feet from the bus stop.


Two men accused of lewd activity in a park

Filed under: Disgusting,Disrespectful,Dumb,Groping,Sex,Sexual Exposure,Unusual,WTF? — floridaduh @ 11:11 pm

Lee County Deputies arrested two men for allegedly performing lewd acts in the Caloosahatchee Preserve Park East on Friday.

An arrest report says deputies received complaints about men performing acts of lewdness in public. The park is located east of I-75 on Bayshore Road.


An undercover detective sat at a park pavilion and began a conversation with 70-year-old Gary Colston, according to the report. It says the detective asked Colston if the park was a good place to have fun, and Colston replied “yes, depending on what kind of fun you want to have.” The report says Colston lead the detective down a trail and while still in public view, tried to engage him in sex acts.

About 30 minutes later, the same situation played out with the second suspect, 49-year-old Lawrence Urbaniak. An undercover detective had a similar conversation with Urbaniak at a pavilion. His arrest report says Urbaniak told him he routinely comes to the park to meet other men and that he likes to receive oral sex from them. Urbaniak also lead the deputy down a trail and tried to engage him in sex acts.

Both men left the park in handcuffs. They’re facing charges of violating a county ordinance and performing lewd acts.

The sheriff’s office says another man was for arrested in a similar situation at the park back in April.


Busted: Masturbator who changed position several times August 26, 2013

A man was arrested after witnesses say he masturbated outside a convenience store.

sfl-20130823-002On Aug. 20 Okaloosa County Sheriff’s deputies went to the Ritz Foodstore on Beal Parkway to investigate a report of an indecent exposure. There, they were told by two witnesses that 37-year-old John Earl Eutzy of Fort Walton Beach was standing at the south corner of the building next to the pay phones when he unzipped his pants, removed his genitals and began masturbating. They said he would turn toward Beal Parkway while doing this, then turn back toward the building. He changed his position several times.

Both witnesses said several small children were in the area and saw Eutzy’s actions. One of the witnesses had to escort a woman and her child to their car because Eutzy had frightened the child.

Deputies found Eutzy a short way down Beal Parkway. They noted he appeared to be extremely intoxicated.


Man, drunken woman had sex at public park in front of small crowd, deputies said August 16, 2013

sfl-flduh-sex-at-public-park-20130814-001A Hampton man was arrested on a lewd and lascivious charge on allegations he engaged Tuesday in a sexual act with a drunken woman at a public park on Lake Santa Fe in Melrose.

Meanwhile, the woman with whom he engaged in the act was so intoxicated she was taken to the hospital and will be charged via a sworn complaint, Alachua County sheriff’s spokesman Art Forgey said.

The incident occurred about 2:14 p.m. at the park at 25500 Davonia St. An arrest report states the 35-year-old woman, who is from Keystone Heights, was extremely intoxicated and fell off a bench.

The 19-year-old man came out of the water to assist the woman, and they engaged in a sexual act that went on for several minutes until someone stopped them, the report states.

Several people were present, and the act was witnessed by a 12-year-old, the report states.


Christopher J. Knight says devil made him rape teen girl August 15, 2013

A  South Florida man accused of raping a 15-year-old girl claims the devil made him  do it, the Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office said.

imagesChristopher J. Knight, 35,  was arrested on charges of sexual battery, lewd or lascivious molestation and  lewd or lascivious exhibition.

According to the probable  cause affidavit, the girl told deputies that Knight went into her bedroom while  she was sleeping Friday and raped her. While Knight was on top of the girl, an  unidentified woman walked in and asked him what he was doing, the report  said.

Knight apologized, saying he  was sick and explaining that the devil made him do bad things, the report  said.

The  girl also claimed that Knight had inappropriately touched her and masturbated in  front of her at least twice a week from 2010 to 2012.


Bishop accused of doling out community service credit in exchange for hugs August 1, 2013

The bishop’s going rate, according to the experiences of an undercover officer, was signing off on 50 fake community service hours for seven hugs.

sfl-flduh-community-service-credit-20130731-001“Hug is too light of a term, I think,” said Cpl. Felicia Pecora, who supervised the investigation for Tampa police. “They were very groping hugs.”

Police arrested Charles M. Leigh, 64, on Wednesday on six counts of falsifying records and six counts of falsifying official records in writing, all misdemeanors. 

Leigh, who says he is a bishop, leads the Apostolic Catholic Church at 7813 N Nebraska Ave., which promotes itself as an alternative to the Roman Catholic Church. His sanctuary is hardly more than a small house, and his parishioners include prostitutes and people on probation.

He also has a record that includes arrests in the ’70s on allegations of sexual battery and robbery, although those charges were never pursued.

Leigh did, however, serve five years in federal prison for a loan scheme. Prosecutors said that in 1981 and 1982, he operated Old Republic Mortgage Corp. in Tampa, promoting it as a loan and mortgage brokerage and overstating his background.

They said he fraudulently induced people into believing they had loan approval and got them to pay fees from $300 to $7,000. Then he converted the money so that he could use it.

“This was a very, very bad guy with a very warped style of supporting himself,” Assistant U.S. Attorney Warren Zimmerman told the Times in 1999.

Despite Leigh’s past, his church was among the various churches, hospitals and other entities where the Florida Department of Corrections allows probationers to perform community service hours as part of their criminal punishment.

In June, police received a tip that Leigh was falsifying probation paperwork, the agency said. The state Corrections Department participated in an investigation.

On June 19, an undercover officer pretending to be on probation went in and waited to meet with him to see about earning community service hours.

“Oh, you won’t have any problem; you’re female,” a man told her, according to Cpl. Pecora.

Leigh signed off on paperwork saying the woman had performed 17 community service hours after giving her four “intimate hugs,” police said.

She returned Wednesday and got three “groping hugs” in exchange for 33 more hours, police said. When the undercover officer pushed him away, Pecora said, he dismissed her, saying, “Aw, I guess I’m too gropey.”


Man Accused Of Repeatedly Masturbating Outside Woman’s Home July 29, 2013

Melchisedech-Anivain-IsophSo, Angie Roberts was arriving home from a bike ride Wednesday afternoon when she spotted a dude jerking off behind the bushes outside her house.

When the man spotted Angie, he walked over and asked her if she had a boyfriend, like a pimp.

Shockingly, Angie told him she did not.

Because he was not done yet thoroughly creeping her the shit out, the man asked Angie if she worked out.

Angie ignored the man and walked into her home. When she looked out her window, she again spotted the man spanking the monkey.

According to a Greenacres police arrest report, 19-year-old Melchisedech Anivain Isoph of Lake Worth, was arrested on three misdemeanor counts of indecent exposure after he whacked it outside 43-year-old Roberts’ Gladiator Circle home.

Roberts says Isoph stood there, polishing the helmet, for a solid ten minutes.

Apparently, Isoph walked back and forth between his bicycle and the bushes while he jacked it a total of three times, according to Roberts.

Not wanting a strange dude fapping outside her house, she called the cops.

Roberts said she felt like she needed to stall for time for the police to get to the house, so she took her puppy outside.

Isoph then took this opportunity to ask Roberts if she needed a dog sitter.

The cops eventually arrived. Isoph explained to them that he was “only peeing” behind the bushes.

Roberts made it clear that he was not peeing.

Isoph was booked into the Palm Beach County Jail late Wednesday and released Thursday morning.

“It’s like he didn’t care,” Roberts told the Sun Sentinel. “I started thinking, my window’s open — is he going to break into my house? This guy wasn’t stopping, so I was thinking, what’s he going to do next?”

Probably feel bad about himself and then take a nap, would be our guess.


Two men accused of grabbing undercover officers’ groins June 28, 2013

Two Port Charlotte men have been arrested on Battery charges within a week of each other during two separate undercover operations at Kiwanis Park.


On Tuesday, detectives arrested Alfred Thomas Carreiro, 62, of 2064 Doria Street in Port Charlotte after he allegedly grabbed the undercover detective in the groin.  Last Monday June 17, Michael Lawrence McGrael, 66, of 19505 Quesada Avenue in Port Charlotte was arrested under similar circumstances.


In Tuesday’s incident, detectives from the Sheriff’s Office’s Narcotics Unit set up an undercover operation at Kiwanis Park at 501 Donora Street in Port Charlotte to look for illegal sexual activity as a result of complaints received by area residents.  An undercover detective was approached by Carreiro with whom he made casual conversation.


Carreiro asked the detective to go with him for a walk to a more secluded area of the park.  During the walk, he asked if the detective wanted to engage in oral sex.  When the detective told Carreiro he wasn’t sure, they continued to walk through the park to an even more secluded area.  Carreiro suddenly reached out and grabbed the detective in the groin.


The undercover detective signaled to other members of the Narcotics Unit to move in and Carreiro was placed under arrest for Battery since he had allegedly grabbed the detective against his will.  Carreiro was transported to the Charlotte County Jail where he was being held without bond pending his First Appearance hearing this morning.


Last week, during a similar operation, an undercover detective was approached by McGrael at Kiwanis Park.  They made casual conversation while McGrael led the detective to a secluded area of the park.  At one point McGrael asked the detective if the location looked like a good place for a particular type of sexual arousal and reached out to grab the detective in the groin.


McGrael was also initially held without bond until his First Appearance hearing, where he entered a plea on the Battery charge.  He was sentenced to 10 days in jail and six months probation.


Masseur accused of rubbing client …….. the wrong way June 16, 2013

sfl-flduh-rubbed-client-the-wrong-way-20130615-001A DNA test led to the arrest Wednesday of a Fort Lauderdale massage therapist accused of performing a sex act on a sleeping client, the Broward Sheriff’s Office said.

Scott Lloyd Price, 55, was a massage therapist at the Center for Wellness, 4001 N. Ocean Drive in Lauderdale-by-the-Sea, according to the arrest report.

The customer arrived for a massage Nov. 11 and told detectives that after dozing off, he awoke to find Price performing oral sex on him. The customer said he immediately flipped onto his stomach as Price left the room, the report stated.

The customer was taken to a sexual assault treatment center, where a DNA sample was taken. The sample was identified as the DNA of another man. Investigators subsequently obtained a DNA sample from Price, which matched the sample taken from the client, detectives said.

The arrest report did not make it clear whether Price is still employed at the center.


Masked intruder in girl’s bedroom was a classmate May 21, 2013

sfl-flduh-masked-intruder-20130520-001An 18-year-old is under arrest after he was accused of breaking into a teenage girl’s home in Pierson early Monday morning to have sex with her. The defendant’s plan, however, was foiled when the girl fought back, pulled off the intruder’s bandana and realized that she recognized him from school. The defendant, Eduardo Rodriguez, ran out of the house and disappeared into the woods, but responding Volusia County Sheriff’s deputies mounted a search of the area and located Rodriguez less than an hour later. Rodriguez (DOB: 12/22/94), who lives in Pierson, is facing charges of sexual battery, child abuse and burglary involving an assault and battery.

Deputies responded to the incident after receiving a frantic 911 call from the victim at 1:20 a.m. “When I saw him, he was in my room,” the girl told the Sheriff’s Office telecommunicator who answered the 911 call. “I woke up, and I felt something. I felt him looking at me. I woke up, and he was right there.” The girl then said that she knew the intruder and that his name was Eduardo. The first responding deputies began arriving in the area less than three minutes later to launch a search for the suspect. The victim told deputies that she was asleep in her bedroom and awoke to an intruder wearing a bandana to conceal his face. The suspect lifted up the girl’s blanket and touched her, and that’s when the victim grabbed his arm while calling for her mother. The victim’s mother came rushing in moments later, and the two tried to restrain the intruder. As the suspect struggled to flee the scene, the altercation continued into the living room and then the kitchen. The suspect hit both the girl and her mother and tried to climb out the kitchen window to get away, knocking over a table in the process. At one point during the struggle, the girl pulled the bandana off the intruder’s face and realized that she recognized him from school. The suspect eventually ran out the front door and disappeared into the woods.

At about 2:13 a.m., a Sheriff’s Office K-9 unit located Rodriguez running along the railroad tracks near the intersection of West 3rd Street in Pierson and took him into custody. His bandana was recovered inside the victim’s bedroom and the t-shirt the defendant was wearing was found in her kitchen. At first, Rodriguez said he had been confused and thought he had gone to his own house, claiming the door was locked and so he climbed in through a window, then went to get in bed and thought the girl there was his younger sister. But he later changed his story during questioning and admitted going into the victim’s house to have sex with her. He said once inside the victim’s bedroom, he pulled back the covers and grabbed her leg. That’s when the victim woke up, clutched the suspect’s arm and started screaming for her mother.

Rodriguez was booked into the Volusia County Branch Jail in Daytona Beach, where he was being held on $101,000 bond.



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