The Bizarre World of Florida

Couple had sex on the beach … not the drink April 11, 2014

Filed under: Florida Nut,Groping,Nudity,OK Then .....,Sex,Sexual Exposure,Stupid,WTF? — floridaduh @ 1:18 pm

A quick kiss on the cheek between a couple is widely considered an acceptable public display of affection.

But more than 20 minutes of full blown sexual intercourse could be considered pushing things.


The latter is the situation Shanna Kelley, 35, and 37-year-old Sean Dempsey apparently found themselves in about 12:30 a.m. April 2 in the area of the Tiki Bar restaurant in Fort Pierce, according to recently released records.

FPPD_case-thumb-500x389-15385A Fort Pierce police officer dispatched to the scene saw a woman with her pants down to her ankles and a nude dude “engaging in sexual intercourse in plain view of the road and surrounding areas,” a report states.

The man, identified as Dempsey, quickly “broke contact from the female and began pulling his pants up, while laughing.”

The woman, identified as Kelley, told investigators that Dempsey is her boyfriend and was in town for a visit.

She said they didn’t see anyone around, so they started having sex on the park picnic table.

Dempsey, who smelled of booze, said he had “a bit” to drink, saying he was trying to “have fun.”

He grew angry and made statements such as, “Why can`t you be cool, if I wanted to I could be a real (rectum) and make this arrest hard for you.”

Meanwhile, a man told investigators that he and a friend were fishing and the couple copulated for more than 20 minutes.

Kelley, of the 300 block of North 11th Street in Fort Pierce, and Dempsey, of the 100 block of Serenata Court in Port St. Lucie, each were arrested on an indecent exposure charge, while Dempsey also was arrested on a disorderly intoxication charge.


Teen buddies seeking massage for surfing injuries wind up in prostitution bust April 2, 2014

Two teen tourists visiting an Osceola massage parlor last week found themselves in the midst of a prostitution bust, a dissatisfied client and angry practitioners of the ancient art of relaxation.

The 16-year-old buddies arrived at the Jasmine Massage Parlor on West U.S. Highway 192 shortly before 11 p.m. March 26 when undercover vice squad members also showed up, according to sheriff’s office arrest records.

“When I entered, the location was very busy and I was told to wait and would be very happy if I did,” the unidentified detective wrote. “During my time in the lobby area I overheard a young voice saying, “Stop! I don’t like that.”

Moment later, a young male quickly exited a door from the back of the massage parlor, closely followed by another young male.


“A female was running after them. She was upset and was yelling at the two males,” the report stated, identifying the woman as Lijun Shi, 51, formerly of China.

The detective described the teens as looking nervous when each gave her more money.

As the boys bolted, a client came out of another room, adjusting his clothing and yelling, “That was the worst” sex act ever and he had suffered an injury, the report stated.

Upon seeing the undercover waiting for a massage, the upset customer yelled a profanity and advised, “Go somewhere else.”

All of this happened as Shi and the partially clothed owner, Zhu Fang Liu, 54, formerly of China, stood in the lobby yelling. Meanwhile, the detective was sending a message to vice-squad members waiting outside to detain the teens, records stated.

“Liu then invited me into a room and directed me to remove my clothing,” the detective wrote about paying $70 for his massage and stating he was offered sexual pleasure for a good tip. “I told her I would do that but would come back later…I told the members what took place and we would move in after I was briefed on the young males.”

One of the teens told detectives the massage therapist asked him if he was attending school while talking sexy and grabbing at him. “He said he told her he did not like that” which was why he left the room in hurry followed by his friend, the report stated.

“He was offended and nervous that she grabbed him so he departed as well,” the detective wrote. “The boys told me that they have morals based on religion and what Shi and Liu did outraged them. This type of activity with young males has the potential to corrupt them.”

Shi was booked into the county jail in lieu of $4,000 bail on charges of living off the earnings of prostitution, assignation to commit prostitution and disorderly conduct.

Liu was booked into the jail in lieu of $2,000 bail on charges of living off the earnings of prostitution and two counts of keeping a house of ill fame.

The Orlando Sentinel is not identifying the two minors, who were out-of-state tourists and were not charged. They were released to their parents.

“They were dropped off by older family members. They claimed the day before they had done some sort of surfing exercise that injured their backs,” sheriff’s spokeswoman Twis Lizasuain said today. “They went to get a legitimate massage is what they told us. They didn’t realize that establishment offered additional services.”

The arrests were two of five made March 26 by the vice squad, which routinely focuses on a stretch of low-cost motels, restaurants and places of entertainment on West U.S. Highway 192 known as “The Strip.”


Groin-grabbing man, 88, jailed March 7, 2014

sfl-flduh-groingrabbing-jailed-20140306-001An undercover detective arrested a Port Charlotte man Wednesday after they say he grabbed the detective’s groin in a public park.

It happened in Sunrise Park on Edgewater Drive in Port Charlotte, where investigators have been conducting undercover operations following citizen complaints of sexual activity in the park.

According to the Charlotte County Sheriff’s Office, 88-year-old Jerry Digeronimo followed an undercover detective into the public restroom, placing his hand inside his own pants as he entered.  When Digeronimo followed the detective back out, he reportedly started a sexual conversation with the detective before grabbing the detective’s groin.

Digeronimo was arrested and charged with Battery and booked into the Charlotte County Jail, held on $1,000 bond.


Man arrested for touching himself while following a store customer December 13, 2013

sfl-flduh-exposed-touched-bealls-20131212-001A 26-year-old man touched himself in a lustful way as he followed a customer around a Bealls store in Sanford on Friday, according to police.

The “lewd and lascivious” act landed Dwight Eddington Jr, of Sanford, in jail for indecent exposure.

The incident occurred at the Bealls near the Seminole Towne Center in Sanford.

Around 6 p.m., the store’s security guard watched Eddington as he walked around the store, Sanford police reported.

When the guard went to look at surveillance video, he saw that Eddington “had exposed his genitals and continued to touch himself while walking around the store,” according to the arrest report.

The guard told police Eddington looked to be following a customer around the store.

Once police arrived at the store, they asked Eddington was he was doing. He denied committing any inappropriate sexual acts.

He told police “that he had an itch and had to expose himself in order to scratch,” according to the arrest report.

Eddington has since been released from jail.


Attention Walmart shoppers …… Perv spotted on Aisle 5 September 29, 2013

Filed under: Disgusting,Disrespectful,Dumb,Florida Nut,Groping,Scary,Weird,WTF? — floridaduh @ 3:10 pm

Attention Walmart shoppers.

Perv spotted on Aisle 5. Please aware of your surroundings.

Such an announcement hasn’t happened yet — but maybe it should.

Some Central Florida teens were the latest victims of a shopping misadventure.

sfl-flduh-filming-girls-touching-himself-20130-001Gregg Craft, 44. is accused of following teenage girls around a Walmart in Kissimmee while videotaping them, the Osceola County Sheriff’s Department reports.

At the time, deputies said, Craft was partially exposed and fondling himself.

When loss prevention officers from Walmart and deputies confronted him, he was reportedly fully cooperated, ‘fessing up and saying what he did was wrong.

Craft was arrested for exposure of sexual organs and booked into jail.


Man performed lewd acts while watching teen girls shower at a public beach September 10, 2013

Filed under: Amazing,Disgusting,Disrespectful,Dumb,Florida Nut,Groping,Really Dumb,WTF? — floridaduh @ 8:23 pm

Jeepers, creepers.

It looked like a day at the beach was ruined for some teens.

sfl-flduh-shower-20130909-001Deputies busted Frederick Schulte after he was allegedly spotted performing lewd acts while watching teen girls shower at Jensen Public Beach on Saturday, according to a report from the Martin County Sheriff’s Office.

Schulte, of Jensen Beach, ‘fessed up to doing it, and even told deputies he’s capable of doing a lot worse, the report said.

The 66-year-old man also reportedly told deputies that he knows what he did was wrong, but given the chance, he’d do it again.
Shulte is charged with lewd or lascivious exhibition and disorderly conduct.


Pair caught having sex at abandoned site charged with trespassing September 7, 2013

Filed under: Bad Luck,Dumb,Groping,Sex,Sexual Exposure,Unusual,Weird,WTF? — floridaduh @ 3:46 pm

An abandoned hotel property that is in plain view of passers-by was where two people were caught having sex, police say.

A Fort Lauderdale police officer responded to a report of a naked man and woman walking around the abandoned Econo Lodge, 2949 N. Federal Highway, on Wednesday, according to a police report. The officer stumbled upon Alan Harrold, 37, and Crystal Potter, 33, having sex there, the report said.


The Econo Lodge was closed off with a chain-link fence, and there were signs prohibiting trespassing, the report said. Harold and Potter were charged with trespassing and exposing sex organs in public, jail records show.

Adjudication was withheld in both cases, meaning no conviction was recorded.


Lewd dude accused of fondling himself at school bus stop September 3, 2013

A Pompano Beach man was accused of exposing his genitals and masturbating in front of a 14-year-old girl at a bus stop in that city, the Broward Sheriff’s Office said.

sfl-flduh-bus-stop-20130829-001Reginald Renee Johnson, 41, was charged with lewd or lascivious exhibition on a victim under 16, and was in a Broward County jail Monday in lieu of a $50,000 bond.

According to BSO’s probable cause affidavit, the unidentified teenager was at 1200 NW 3rd Ave. in Pompano Beach at around 7:30 a.m. on April 23rd when she saw a man masturbating in front of her while looking directly at her.

The child reported the incident to her school, BSO said.

Three days later, she and her mother saw the man again at the bus stop and called deputies, the report states.

Broward County Judge John “Jay” Hurley ordered Johnson to stay 500 feet from the bus stop.


Two men accused of lewd activity in a park

Filed under: Disgusting,Disrespectful,Dumb,Groping,Sex,Sexual Exposure,Unusual,WTF? — floridaduh @ 11:11 pm

Lee County Deputies arrested two men for allegedly performing lewd acts in the Caloosahatchee Preserve Park East on Friday.

An arrest report says deputies received complaints about men performing acts of lewdness in public. The park is located east of I-75 on Bayshore Road.


An undercover detective sat at a park pavilion and began a conversation with 70-year-old Gary Colston, according to the report. It says the detective asked Colston if the park was a good place to have fun, and Colston replied “yes, depending on what kind of fun you want to have.” The report says Colston lead the detective down a trail and while still in public view, tried to engage him in sex acts.

About 30 minutes later, the same situation played out with the second suspect, 49-year-old Lawrence Urbaniak. An undercover detective had a similar conversation with Urbaniak at a pavilion. His arrest report says Urbaniak told him he routinely comes to the park to meet other men and that he likes to receive oral sex from them. Urbaniak also lead the deputy down a trail and tried to engage him in sex acts.

Both men left the park in handcuffs. They’re facing charges of violating a county ordinance and performing lewd acts.

The sheriff’s office says another man was for arrested in a similar situation at the park back in April.


Busted: Masturbator who changed position several times August 26, 2013

A man was arrested after witnesses say he masturbated outside a convenience store.

sfl-20130823-002On Aug. 20 Okaloosa County Sheriff’s deputies went to the Ritz Foodstore on Beal Parkway to investigate a report of an indecent exposure. There, they were told by two witnesses that 37-year-old John Earl Eutzy of Fort Walton Beach was standing at the south corner of the building next to the pay phones when he unzipped his pants, removed his genitals and began masturbating. They said he would turn toward Beal Parkway while doing this, then turn back toward the building. He changed his position several times.

Both witnesses said several small children were in the area and saw Eutzy’s actions. One of the witnesses had to escort a woman and her child to their car because Eutzy had frightened the child.

Deputies found Eutzy a short way down Beal Parkway. They noted he appeared to be extremely intoxicated.



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